Personally, I like the woman on top bouncing around and generally doing all the work. This has the added bonus that she can lean to the side slightly so you can see the telly.
Favourite sexual position?
Chip...young people visit this board.
Yes, don't make them think it's acceptable to watch the telly mid shag.
Quote: zooo @ July 21 2008, 3:07 PM BSTYes, don't make them think it's acceptable to watch the telly mid shag.
Increasingly, it's only the telly on mid shag that makes the shag tolerable.
Aw. She's just not doing it right for you, chip. 
Quote: zooo @ July 21 2008, 3:09 PM BSTAw. She's just not doing it right for you, chip.
I'm always too embarrassed to tell girls what I really want. 
Quote: chipolata @ July 21 2008, 3:10 PM BSTI'm always too embarrassed to tell girls what I really want.
A man?
Quote: chipolata @ July 21 2008, 3:10 PM BSTI'm always too embarrassed to tell girls what I really want.
"Would you mind sorting yourself out in the other room, please, love? I'm trying to watch Antiques Roadshow."
Quote: chipolata @ July 21 2008, 3:10 PM BSTI'm always too embarrassed to tell girls what I really want.
Midget circus freaks dressed as french maid?
Is this the new competition? I think I can win this one.
Quote: Gavin @ July 21 2008, 3:12 PM BSTMidget circus freaks dressed as french maid?
Talking of which, how tall is Ellie?
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 21 2008, 3:14 PM BSTIs this the new competition? I think I can win this one.
I think we're all looking forward to NickTheDon's entry.
Cue forty-seven anal sex gags.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 21 2008, 3:17 PM BSTI think we're all looking forward to NickTheDon's entry.
Cue forty-seven anal sex gags.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 21 2008, 3:17 PM BSTI think we're all looking forward to NickTheDon's entry.
Cue forty-seven anal sex gags.
I don't like anal sex. It's a pain in the arse.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 21 2008, 3:17 PM BSTI think we're all looking forward to NickTheDon's entry.
Cue forty-seven anal sex gags.
You draw a picture and I'll write a song about it.
"Chip knew it was wrong,
shagging a donkey in a thong..."