KIRSTY WALK IS INTERVIEWING DAVE CAMERON
KIRSTY
Will you increase tax if you are Prime Minister Mr Cameron?
DAVE
Have I told you how much of a twat Gordon is?
KIRSTY
You can't keep avoiding the tax question by calling the current PM a twat.
DAVE
How about if I sing it?
TO THE TUNE OF COME TO THE CABARET
What good is asking about tax and doom ?
Come hear that Darling's gay.
Brown is a twat ok, old chum,
Brown is a twat..ok
Put down the Guardian,
The Mail and the broom.
Time for the twats to pay.
Brown is a twat ok, old chum,
The poor will pay ok
Come hear the whine,
Come see the bland.
I give Ladies the horn
Start masturbating;
Right this way,
Your table's waiting
No use permitting
soem prophet of doom
To wipe every smile away.
Come hear that Darling's gay.
Brown is a twat ok, old chum,
The rick won't pay ok
I used to have a girlfriend
known as Maggie
With whom I shared
Four sordid policies in Chelsea
She wasn't what you'd call
A blushing flower...
As a matter of fact
She hated by the hour.
The day she died the Lefties
came to snicker:
"Well, thats what comes
from to much cruise and liquor."
But when I heard she's buried like the Queen
She was the happiest...corpse...
I'd ever seen.
I think of Maggie to this very day.
I'd remember how'd she turn to me and say:
"What good is shitting alone in your pants?
Come make the chavs pay.
Brown is a twat ok, old chum,
You'll all pay.. ok
And as for me,
I made up my mind back in Chelsea,
When I go, I'm going like Maggie.
Start by admitting
From cradle to tomb
We'll make you pay.
Brown is a twat ok, old chum,
Brown is a twat..ok
And there'll be more tax to pay.