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Right well that's the last time I spend five hours composing a PM to you!!

I think we should go with that cuteness table instead.

:)

Fourth from bottom... yep about sums it up at the moment :(

Quote: Marc P @ July 21 2008, 10:42 AM BST

Right well that's the last time I spend five hours composing a PM to you!!

I think we should go with that cuteness table instead.

:)

Marc - you can have a little cuteness PM league table all to yourself.

Cuteness
First - Marc P

Hurrah!

:S

*Shakes head*

You've let yourself down, Marc P.

Cuteness

First - Marc P
Last - Marc P

Nothing to be impessed about there ;)

Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 21 2008, 10:59 AM BST

*Shakes head*

You've let yourself down, Marc P.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Sofa_Matt @ July 21 2008, 11:04 AM BST

Cuteness

First - Marc P
Last - Marc P

Nothing to be impressed about there ;)

Yeah, if anything Pete should have won.

To be fair - really Sofa_Matt should win - look at his cute avatar. Awwwww

I think You've seen a different side to Pete than the rest of us.

Quote: Sofa_Matt @ July 21 2008, 11:08 AM BST

I think You've seen a different side to Pete than the rest of us.

My understanding is that Pete is a winner.

Here's a comp for you - guess whose is whose. These are just snippets from entries.
1)
Ellington boots who's so funny and sweet,
That in your honour I baked you a treat!
Nothing says your special like a baked yummy good.
Make with love and chocolate like a good pressie should!

2)
I had to tell the chap behind me about the puddle. He then looked at me as if I was the mental, but I didn't have time to explain that the wee-wee wasn't mine. Then I ran home, in my work suit, with my hand held out in front of me.

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3)
I never understood what PM Tension was all about, thank you for clearing that up you saucy bitch!

4)
I could cum all night when my cock is in your hand.
Words cannot express how much you mean to me.
There must be some other way to make you see.
If you swallow my cock and balls
you know I'd pay the price.
Every drop that I possess (I promise it tastes nice.)

Oh you to me are everything
The cutest girl with to have a fling
Oh Ellie
Oh Ellie
To you I guess I'm just a clown
Who picks you up each time I'm in town
Oh Ellie
Oh Ellie
You give me just a taste of quim
To build my hopes upon.
You know I've got the power girl
To keep on pounding on.
So now you've got this PM from me
Come on and take the rest of me
Oh Ellie

5)
Oh Ellie, oh Ellie
I'd cum on your belly
And your face and your shoes and your hat,
And your knees and your hair
And your gran's rocking chair
And yes, even your dog and your cat.

Ian W's for your delight

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And our winner – NickTheDon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6Lzeh2zROo

I think you might have heard that wrong, he is not a winner, although I do understand that he is a banker of some kind;)

Nuff respec' to NickTheDon.

That's my Queen Mum impression, by the way.

Good work from NickTheDon, damn his technical prowess!

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