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Quote: zooo @ July 20 2008, 11:10 PM BST

I wish I was a Jewish...

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller...

Quote: zooo @ July 20 2008, 11:10 PM BST

I wish I was a Jewish...

Just insert 20 pence into Woody Allen and wish especially hard.

It's how I became Jewish

Quote: Leevil @ July 20 2008, 11:11 PM BST

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller...

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ July 20 2008, 11:11 PM BST

What Yorkshiremen?

How dare you!

You live in Hull, that makes you as Yorkshire as tersness and whippets.

n.b. a Jewish Yorkshire man.....
generosity.....

Quote: Aaron @ July 20 2008, 11:09 PM BST

Isn't maths something your people are good at, Ian?

You are a big bad sinister anti-semite. But your name is Aaron weirdly enough?

Quote: zooo @ July 20 2008, 11:10 PM BST

I wish I was a Jewish...

So you can be good at maths?

Quote: sootyj @ July 20 2008, 11:14 PM BST

You live in Hull, that makes you as Yorkshire as tersness and whippets.

n.b. a Jewish Yorkshire man.....
generosity.....

'Live in' is not quite the same as 'from'.
I've never even met a pigeon.

I think Aaron is actually the pope, the wisdom, and the pitiless judgement.

What's the weather like in Oz?

Quote: ian_w @ July 20 2008, 11:15 PM BST

So you can be good at maths?

No so she can be chased by Mel Gibson with a pitch fork and torch ;)

Quote: sootyj @ July 20 2008, 11:14 PM BST

n.b. a Jewish Yorkshire man.....
generosity.....

You are an anti-semite and I shun you.

Mel Gibson's an under cover Jew.

So I can have first dibs on all the sexy Jewish boys.

Where were you born ian? We shall makes our judgements thusly.

Quote: sootyj @ July 20 2008, 11:17 PM BST

Mel Gibson's an under cover Jew.

#Mel Gibson....Jews in disuise#

Quote: Gavin @ July 20 2008, 11:19 PM BST

#Mel Gibson....Jews in disuise#

The Transformers range that didn't catch on...

Quote: dannyjb1 @ July 20 2008, 11:21 PM BST

The Transformers range that didn't catch on...

Jews roll out!

Quote: zooo @ July 20 2008, 11:18 PM BST

So I can have first dibs on all the sexy Jewish boys.

Where were you born ian? We shall makes our judgements thusly.

I'm a Lincolnshire yellow belly, like Leevil and Charisma!

You've got extra first dibs on this Jewish boy by the way :$

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