Sounded fine to me!
Get Well Soon Robyn! Page 8
Quote: zooo @ July 20 2008, 8:01 PM BSTSounded fine to me!
It's ok zooo, I know when I'm not cut out to be teh smex 
I'll let Aaron do the talking in future and I'll just agree.
My ex once spent ages trying to convince me to have a sexy texting session and I kept refusing cos I just knew I'd f**k it up.
Ok so I did it in the end - she was in the next room at her aunty's and after I'd pressed send I heard her laugh and say 'what?'. 
I think I need some sexy talk lessons.
Just say the absolute dirtiest thing you can possibly think of. Then chuck in a few swear words.
That's exactly what I did! Ah well, ne'mind!
I would just blush and laugh nervously!
It's no good if someone tells you to talk dirty, it has to be spontaneous. Otherwise you'll obviously feel a dick.
(hee.)
You can come to classes with me Ruby 
Quote: zooo @ July 20 2008, 8:21 PM BSTIt's no good if someone tells you to talk dirty, it has to be spontaneous. Otherwise you'll obviously feel a dick.
(hee.)
Ah, so it was her fault? Yay, I knew it!! 
Yes! All her fault!
Silly woman.
Aaron is shockingly good at it you know. Maybe he should give these lessons.
I like the line Ross Noble uses in "Live at Regents park" when his explains how he can't do sexy talk.
"I'm gonna......I'm gonna.......SPIN YOU LIKE A PORTUGESE KIOSK!!!!"
Quote: zooo @ July 20 2008, 8:23 PM BSTAaron is shockingly good at it you know. Maybe he should give these lessons.
I know, the bloody bugger 
I'll watch the master and then just paraphrase!
ooh. Yeah, call him Master...
Quote: zooo @ July 20 2008, 8:26 PM BSTooh. Yeah, call him Master...
Are we talking bondage or John Simms here?
Gets notepad and pen....
Quote: ian_w @ July 20 2008, 8:28 PM BST
Are we talking bondage or John Simms here?
BOTH!
Quote: ian_w @ July 20 2008, 7:56 PM BSTOh, I'm such a big failure at being sexy
I should just stop and go home
Don't give me so much ammo!
Quote: zooo @ July 20 2008, 8:21 PM BSTOtherwise you'll obviously feel a dick.
Oo, I like the sound of that.
Quote: zooo @ July 20 2008, 8:23 PM BSTAaron is shockingly good at it you know. Maybe he should give these lessons.
Quote: zooo @ July 20 2008, 8:32 PM BSTBOTH!