Quote: Charley @ July 20 2008, 1:44 AM BST
Your sick Dave
(Right - here we go - and I was just going to bed - the bitch!)
I am sick because I just thought about your mooohasive black hole and all the things that have been irretrievably lost there.
Have you ever been to Bermuda?
Quote: David Chapman @ July 20 2008, 1:51 AM BST(Right - here we go - and I was just going to bed - the bitch!)
I am sick because I just thought about your mooohasive black hole and all the things that have been irretrievably lost there.
Have you ever been to Bermuda?
David. David. David.
You are obsessed with holes. Mostly coz you are shortly to be in one. 6 feet below ground.
Quote: Charley @ July 20 2008, 2:01 AM BSTDavid. David. David.
You are obsessed with holes. Mostly coz you are shortly to be in one. 6 feet below ground.
I'm not into minors.
Even female ones.
Quote: David Chapman @ July 20 2008, 2:02 AM BSTI'm not into minors.
You're on a roll!
That he is.
Dave you are not into anything are you?
Except old patsy Palm.
Quote: DaButt @ July 20 2008, 2:03 AM BSTYou're on a roll!
I know I'm a bit of a ham.
Anyway - I should be gone!
Quote: Charley @ July 20 2008, 2:04 AM BST
Dave you are not into anything are you?
Except old patsy Palm.
What? The ging from Eastenders? One way to keep her mouth shut I suppose.
Riiiickkkaaayyy (mmmphhh)
Quote: Charley @ July 20 2008, 1:44 AM BST
Quote: David Chapman @ July 20 2008, 2:06 AM BSTWhat? The ging from Eastenders? One way to keep her mouth shut I suppose.
Riiiickkkaaayyy (mmmphhh)
You love her & want to marry her.
Quote: Charley @ July 20 2008, 2:10 AM BSTYou love her & want to marry her.
Will you arrange it for us? I understand that this is your speciality.
Booking a church and all that.
I mean - how on earth do you find them?
To no one in particular:
The only bad day is the day you die. And that's not too bad for the rest of us!
Okay, apart from tomorrow (an altogether unpromising day with a lot of shit potential) today is the shittest day of the part of my life that I can remember.
Copy shop owners have conspired against me and sent me on a farcical tube tour through Stuttgart only to *not* print my 1200 pages of scanned microfilm.
I've slept only 2,5 hours because I was stupid enough to try to fall asleep during the _second_ half of 2001: A Space Odyssey, although every child knows that that's what the first half's for.
My internet is ridiculously slow. During one pageload I could easily hunt, roast and eat the puppy that has moved in next door and has since only produced unenlightened, servile sounds of stupid happiness.
There is no food in the fridge and I can no longer live on the mushrooms in my hair, because I had to wash it this morning which was a really, really boring affair, took ages and would on its own have made this day shit.
Well, that's about it. Feel invited to make it all that extra inch shitter by finding mistakes in my writing.
Actually I'm a tiny bit less miserable and angry now.
*Shittier
I hope your day is better now.
2.5* 