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Bad day? Page 31

Quote: Charley @ July 20 2008, 1:11 AM BST

I got one of those at the minute.
No money for towels though. Rather spend it on beer.
I am using my husbands sock. It's black though.

Sick

No one cares how my hen weekend in Cork went :(

How did your hen weekend in Cork go, Charley? Did you get corked up? IN YOUR FANNY?

Quote: Aaron @ July 20 2008, 1:16 AM BST

How did your hen weekend in Cork go, Charley? Did you get corked up? IN YOUR FANNY?

Have to be a bloody big cork.

Laughing out loud Sadly not. but I did go out with a gang of 23 men on a stag weekend.
Sadly none of them fancied a bit of Charley's V.
Blind Bastards!

Quote: Charley @ July 20 2008, 1:15 AM BST

No one cares how my hen weekend in Cork went :(

we're all so excited to see you back Pleased Pleased Pleased

how was your Hen night?

Think I covered that quite well

Quote: David Chapman @ July 20 2008, 1:18 AM BST

Have to be a bloody big cork.

It was humungatarian David.
Bigger than the average barge.

How come you were allowed on a stag?

Quote: Charley @ July 20 2008, 1:19 AM BST

It was humungatarian David.
Bigger than the average barge.

6 birth?

I got very drunk Gav.
I got very very very drunk on the Friday & had to climb a spunk bed. Ooooooooops I mean bunk bed.

Quote: Gavin @ July 20 2008, 1:20 AM BST

6 birth?

Much much bigger!

Quote: zooo @ July 20 2008, 1:20 AM BST

How come you were allowed on a stag?

Cause I am cool.
The stag was dressed as the pink panther & I said I would show them a real Pink Panther. (A bad shave day see).

Quote: Charley @ July 20 2008, 1:22 AM BST

Cause I am cool.
The stag was dressed as the pink panther & I said I would show them a real Pink Panther. (A bad shave day see).

Unimpressed Unimpressed What man could resist.

Quote: Gavin @ July 20 2008, 1:18 AM BST

we're all so excited to see you back Pleased Pleased Pleased

how was your Hen night?

Think I covered that quite well

Its not big enough

Quote: zooo @ July 20 2008, 1:20 AM BST

How come you were allowed on a stag?

They thought she was a bloke in drag.

[quote name="David Chapman" post="210833" date="July 20 2008, 1:33 AM BST"

They thought she was a bloke in drag.
[/quote]

Least I aint no dead man walking!

Quote: Charley @ July 20 2008, 1:40 AM BST

[quote name="David Chapman" post="210833" date="July 20 2008, 1:33 AM BST"

They thought she was a bloke in drag.

Least I aint no dead man walking!
[/quote]

Just about walking - and that wasn't aa typo.

Quote: David Chapman @ July 20 2008, 1:33 AM BST

If I went to cork I would shag all the men up the wrong un for hours & hours

Sick Your sick Dave

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