Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 20 2008, 12:37 AM BSTPeople you know for 2-3 years without kissing are called friends Gav. Sorry - one day it'll happen.
darn I was so sure this time.
Objects of desire. Page 8
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 20 2008, 12:37 AM BSTPeople you know for 2-3 years without kissing are called friends Gav. Sorry - one day it'll happen.
People I've known for 2-3 years without kissing are called men.
Well, some men anyway.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 20 2008, 12:34 AM BSTI like kissing but the build up can get unbearable!
That's kinda the point. Makes the kissing, sex etc... that much better.
I thought this thread was about objects you would like to f**k.
I was going to list every single object in my house (Coz I have done them all) (Inc. doors & handles & pipes). (pipes are a crap lay BTW)
Anyhoo the thread is not about that so I guess I will be on my merry way. With the potato masher. x
Quote: NickTheDon @ July 20 2008, 12:39 AM BSTPeople I've known for 2-3 years without kissing are called men.
I think I've gone wrong somewhere.
Quote: NickTheDon @ July 20 2008, 12:36 AM BSTI agree, the early stages of a relationship are great. I like the butterflies and the finding new interesting things about them bits. And then you have to have sex with them and everything goes downhill from there...
The sex bit isn't supposed to be a chore! Unless you're a prostitute.
Quote: Charley @ July 20 2008, 12:40 AM BSTI thought this thread was about objects you would like to f**k.
I was going to list every single object in my house (Coz I have done them all) (Inc. doors & handles & pipes). (pipes are a crap lay BTW)
Anyhoo the thread is not about that so I guess I will be on my merry way. With the potato masher. x
GOD! CHARLEY!! HURRAH!!!
Quote: Charley @ July 20 2008, 12:40 AM BSTI thought this thread was about objects you would like to f**k.
I was going to list every single object in my house (Coz I have done them all) (Inc. doors & handles & pipes). (pipes are a crap lay BTW)
Anyhoo the thread is not about that so I guess I will be on my merry way. With the potato masher. x
Hey Charley! How's the wedding planning business?
Quote: Charley @ July 20 2008, 12:40 AM BSTI thought this thread was about objects you would like to f**k.
I was going to list every single object in my house (Coz I have done them all) (Inc. doors & handles & pipes). (pipes are a crap lay BTW)
Anyhoo the thread is not about that so I guess I will be on my merry way. With the potato masher. x
Was there an alarm in the Rance household?
Hi Gav. I am a tad pickled. It feels all warm & sickly. x
Quote: Charley @ July 20 2008, 12:40 AM BSTAnyhoo the thread is not about that so I guess I will be on my merry way. With the potato masher. x
Hoping it's the handle end...
Quote: Charley @ July 20 2008, 12:42 AM BSTHi Gav. I am a tad pickled. It feels all warm & sickly. x
Join the club luvvy 
someone has been drinking most of the day....Aaron is of the wagon.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 20 2008, 12:41 AM BSTHey Charley! How's the wedding planning business?
Shit!
But fankoo for asking 
Quote: zooo @ July 20 2008, 12:42 AM BSTHoping it's the handle end...
Depends where the potato is.
Quote: zooo @ July 20 2008, 12:42 AM BSTHoping it's the handle end...
Its side e ways. The ol length is just tooooooooooooo much.x
I am kissing everyone tonight. I might get lucky. Woooooooooooooooooo!
Oh x