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Objects of desire. Page 7

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 20 2008, 12:05 AM BST

Bag of chips and a can of cherry coke will do it!

Damn, you've just priced yourself out of my league there :(

A can of Rio will do!

I love Rio, you can get it in every chippy and it always has that "13.4%" extra!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 20 2008, 12:09 AM BST

I love Rio,

coz she dances on the sand?

Quote: zooo @ July 19 2008, 11:43 PM BST

Not on the first date.

:(

Quote: DaButt @ July 19 2008, 11:46 PM BST

I'd think you were Motorhead's Lemmy if it weren't for the aversion to alcohol.

And the dislike of noise.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 20 2008, 12:09 AM BST

A can of Rio will do!

I love Rio, you can get it in every chippy and it always has that "13.4%" extra!

What the hell is Rio? :S

What would one do if one didn't partake of the french on a first date?

Perhaps a handshake. Aw.

Be rubbish though.

So you don't just hold hands? Eh? Huh?

Cuuute!

It would actually be ace to be 11 again.

I'm too shy to kiss first and to be honest, most of the guys have been shy back! Usually end up with quick but nervous peck on cheek.

Second date though is tongue sandwiches away always though!

Quote: zooo @ July 20 2008, 12:25 AM BST

Cuuute!

It would actually be ace to be 11 again.

You did start early!

Quote: David Chapman @ July 20 2008, 12:29 AM BST

You did start early!

I never listened in french lessons when I was 11, maybe I should've.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 20 2008, 12:28 AM BST

I'm too shy to kiss first and to be honest, most of the guys have been shy back! Usually end up with quick but nervous peck on cheek.

Second date though is tongue sandwiches away always though!

To be honest, I try not to kiss on the first date, except a peck on the cheek. A kiss is not a contract ladies. Just because you've been exploring my mouth doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south.

Besides, the early bit of a relationship is the best bit, it's nice to drag it out as long as possible.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 20 2008, 12:33 AM BST

Besides, the early bit of a relationship is the best bit, it's nice to drag it out as long as possible.

2-3 years?

I like kissing but the build up can get unbearable!

I agree, the early stages of a relationship are great. I like the butterflies and the finding new interesting things about them bits. And then you have to have sex with them and everything goes downhill from there...

Quote: Gavin @ July 20 2008, 12:34 AM BST

2-3 years?

People you know for 2-3 years without kissing are called friends Gav. Sorry - one day it'll happen.

But I don't go on 'first dates' per se. I've usually been friends with the boy for ages. So I want to kiss as sooooon as possible!

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