Quote: PhQnix @ July 20 2008, 12:03 AM BSTIn fairness most people remember rape anyway...
LOL. This is actually me right now: 
PM Ellie Page 6
Quote: NickTheDon @ July 20 2008, 12:05 AM BSTLOL. This is actually me right now:
I turned into a smiley once too - call a doctor, quickly.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 20 2008, 12:07 AM BSTI turned into a smiley once too - call a doctor, quickly.
How? got no hands
Voice dialing. It's what it was invented for.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 20 2008, 12:08 AM BSTVoice dialing. It's what it was invented for.
Very Posh.
I don't use my hands for anything any more. That's for common folk.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 20 2008, 12:10 AM BSTI don't use my hands for anything any more. That's for common folk.
You are an inspiration to us spud handed simpltons.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 20 2008, 12:10 AM BSTI don't use my hands for anything any more. That's for common folk.
Have you got a self-wiping arse?
Quote: David Chapman @ July 20 2008, 12:14 AM BSTHave you got a self-wiping arse?
No, I stink.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 20 2008, 12:15 AM BSTNo, I stink.
See you could have saved that £1200 and spent the money on a midget in a tux who would clean your bottom and even give it a polish.
I have been hanging out with you boys waaaaaay too much.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 20 2008, 12:18 AM BSTI have been hanging out with you boys waaaaaay too much.
Have you caught PhQnix's STDs?
No but I have heard you can smash his crabs with a hammer. I'm sure he could get cream for that.
Love you really PhQnix!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 20 2008, 12:21 AM BST
Love you really PhQnix!
Atleast someone does
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 20 2008, 12:21 AM BSTLove you really PhQnix!
In my current state I that would only result in problems for you.
Quote: Gavin @ July 20 2008, 12:24 AM BSTAtleast someone does
I thought we had something special Gavin.