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Quote: PhQnix @ July 19 2008, 3:09 PM BST

Seven beers today Gavin? You've drunk more today than I have in my entire life. :P

I bet you've drunk more in your entire life than I have.

Quote: PhQnix @ July 19 2008, 3:35 PM BST

I've visited my friends at uni, as far as I can tell students are sustained entirely by alcohol.

I hate students. Unimpressed

Quote: Aaron @ July 19 2008, 9:11 PM BST

I bet you've drunk more in your entire life than I have.

I bet you I haven't, I've never had a full glass of alcohol. :P

Quote: PhQnix @ July 19 2008, 9:17 PM BST

I bet you I haven't, I've never had a full glass of alcohol. :P

Like I said, I bet you've drunk more in your entire life than I have.

I'm on beer number 8 for the weekend. I guess I have some catchin' up to do.

I haven't drunk anything this weekend. It's weird because my mum and my nan (who I live with) have gone on holiday and there's so much beer left over from my nan's retirement party recently, but I haven't been drinking any of it.

Anyone want to come round for a party?! Actually I better not say that on the internet, half of Surrey will turn up.

That's a lie. No one will.

Quote: NickTheDon @ July 19 2008, 11:09 PM BST

I haven't drunk anything this weekend. It's weird because my mum and my nan (who I live with) have gone on holiday and there's so much beer left over from my nan's retirement party recently, but I haven't been drinking any of it.

Anyone want to come round for a party?! Actually I better not say that on the internet, half of Surrey will turn up.

That's a lie. No one will.

I'm there!

Quote: NickTheDon @ July 19 2008, 11:09 PM BST

I haven't drunk anything this weekend. It's weird because my mum and my nan (who I live with) have gone on holiday and there's so much beer left over from my nan's retirement party recently, but I haven't been drinking any of it.

Anyone want to come round for a party?! Actually I better not say that on the internet, half of Surrey will turn up.

To Nick's!

Me too.

Just around the corner isn't it?

Quote: David Chapman @ July 19 2008, 11:29 PM BST

Me too.

Just around the corner isn't it?

I think so, somewhere in Sutton if I remember rightly...

Haha, in Epsom actually! So not far enough. Follow the sounds of music and police car sirens, and screams...and you'll get to my house :)

Quote: PhQnix @ July 19 2008, 11:11 PM BST

To Nick's!

And there you were, implying that you're not a drinker. Lies.

Quote: Aaron @ July 19 2008, 11:46 PM BST

And there you were, implying that you're not a drinker. Lies.

I just wanted some social contact, with real people. Teary

Quote: PhQnix @ July 19 2008, 11:48 PM BST

I just wanted some social contact, with real people. Teary

Don't bother their bastards.

Quote: PhQnix @ July 19 2008, 11:48 PM BST

I just wanted shome shocial contact *hic*

*shakes head*

Quote: ian_w @ July 19 2008, 11:53 PM BST

*shakes head*

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

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