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If it's a 1:10 sculpture of Ellie's left boobie made from earwax, that's already been done, sorry Nick.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 19 2008, 5:35 PM BST

If it's a 1:10 sculpture of Ellie's left boobie made from earwax, that's already been done, sorry Nick.

What about the right one?

The right one's not as good. Trust me.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 19 2008, 5:40 PM BST

The right one's not as good. Trust me.

So basically you're saying I've wasted that ear wax on the lesser breast? *Gah*

Sorry. Just paint it green and everyone'll think it's the right one.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 19 2008, 5:43 PM BST

Sorry. Just paint it green and everyone'll think it's the right one.

It's too late, I've already thrown it out of the window in an artistic rage. Back to the drawing board.

If you have a bucket, you could pretend that's a sculpture of another part of her anatomy.

Sorry Ellie! You know I'm only kidding xxxxx

Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 19 2008, 5:47 PM BST

If you have a bucket, you could pretend that's a sculpture of another part of her anatomy.

Sorry Ellie! You know I'm only kidding xxxxx

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: PhQnix @ July 19 2008, 5:41 PM BST

So basically you're saying I've wasted that ear wax on the lesser breast? *Gah*

Ian, Nil, whoever it was, this is a perfect example. Replace "*Gah*" with >_<.

:)

Cheers Aaron.

It's this one I don't get -> Unimpressed

Well... make the face yourself, how do you feel?

Quote: ian_w @ July 19 2008, 11:41 PM BST

It's this one I don't get -> Unimpressed

Me neither - Gavin explained it to me once. I think it means the person is receiving oral sex.

Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 19 2008, 5:35 PM BST

If it's a 1:10 sculpture of Ellie's left boobie made from earwax, that's already been done, sorry Nick.

I didn't have enough earwax to make that sadly, so I made a full size model of a pack of lions eating a zebra carcass in my back garden instead. Especially for Ellie.

It's like a wry smile, as if someone just said something at your expense, but it was quite funny so you'll indulge them, but you're not entirely happy about it.

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