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Average Day Page 7

That party sounds brilliant, actually. You must tell us what everyone dresses up as!

Quote: zooo @ July 18 2008, 6:36 PM BST

You really should call yourself a Red Indian then. Not a Native American.

:D

Quote: Rachel @ July 18 2008, 6:32 PM BST

Who wants my stuff?

Please may I please Miss Rachel? :( At least a TV?

Today is going well so far...

Quote: Gavin @ July 19 2008, 12:48 PM BST

Today is going well so far...

Wave

Quote: zooo @ July 18 2008, 6:36 PM BST

You really should call yourself a Red Indian then. Not a Native American.

They actually prefer to be called "injuns." "Savages" will work in a pinch.

Today's activities:

1) See the new Batman movie with my daughter.

2) On the way home, stop by the sporting goods store and purchase a cheap air rifle.

3) Buy some beer.

4) Drink some beer.

5) Attempt to shoot down about a dozen large wasp nests that are under construction under the eaves of my house. They're about 25 feet in the air, so hoses/sprays/ladders are of no use. With any luck I'll be able to vanquish the buzzing invaders without losing an eye or a window.

6) Drink beer.

7) Convince the neighbors that I'm a complete hillbilly by drunkenly shooting at beer cans while lounging on the deck in my back yard.

(I think I'll turn on the outdoor speakers and play "Flight of the Bumblebee" while I'm shooting the winged pests. The neighbors will be amused.)

Quote: DaButt @ July 19 2008, 3:05 PM BST

They actually prefer to be called "injuns." "Savages" will work in a pinch.

Today's activities:

1) See the new Batman movie with my daughter.

2) On the way home, stop by the sporting goods store and purchase a cheap air rifle.

3) Buy some beer.

4) Drink some beer.

5) Attempt to shoot down about a dozen large wasp nests that are under construction under the eaves of my house. They're about 25 feet in the air, so hoses/sprays/ladders are of no use. With any luck I'll be able to vanquish the buzzing invaders without losing an eye or a window.

6) Drink beer.

7) Convince the neighbors that I'm a complete hillbilly by drunkenly shooting at beer cans while lounging on the deck in my back yard.

Persfect Saturday!

Seven beers today Gavin? You've drunk more today than I have in my entire life. :P

Quote: Gavin @ July 19 2008, 3:06 PM BST

Persfect Saturday!

Perhaps I should buy the air rifle *before* I go to the theater. Much more accurate than a handful of popcorn when trying to shush obnoxious kids who insist on disrupting the movie.

Quote: PhQnix @ July 19 2008, 3:09 PM BST

Seven beers today Gavin? You've drunk more today than I have in my entire life. :P

You'll catch up.

Quote: PhQnix @ July 19 2008, 3:09 PM BST

Seven beers today Gavin? You've drunk more today than I have in my entire life. :P

When you go to uni you'll be drinking seven beers before your night out!

Quote: NickTheDon @ July 19 2008, 3:32 PM BST

When you go to uni you'll be drinking seven beers before your night out!

Angelic Angelic

Quote: NickTheDon @ July 19 2008, 3:32 PM BST

When you go to uni you'll be drinking seven beers before your night out!

I've visited my friends at uni, as far as I can tell students are sustained entirely by alcohol.

Quote: PhQnix @ July 19 2008, 3:35 PM BST

I've visited my friends at uni, as far as I can tell students are sustained entirely by alcohol.

lol!! pretty much bang on.

It's only been an average day because I'm too sleepy to remember much of it...

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