Quote: EllieJP @ July 18 2008, 8:31 PM BSTDON'T DELETE POSTS!!!!!!
*Post deleted*
Damn I have no powers! BAH!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 18 2008, 8:32 PM BSTI own my own brewery and swedish model esort service?
near enough.
*Buys wedding ring*
Have just rediscovered the left over sweets from the party bags......
Cola bottle?
Fizzy or big?
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 18 2008, 8:44 PM BSTFizzy or big?
pff has to be Fizzy...
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 18 2008, 8:44 PM BSTHave just rediscovered the left over sweets from the party bags......
Cola bottle?
I just discovered the bubble mixture... O o O o O o O 0
Quote: PhQnix @ July 18 2008, 5:55 PM BSTYou wouldn't like it at my school Robyn. You'd have a constant trail of puppy dog eyed boys staring and whispering.
That would probably help her self-image a lot.
Quote: PhQnix @ July 18 2008, 5:58 PM BSTBoy 1: *whispering* What's wrong with him?
Boy 2: I think she's a girl...
Boy 1: Really!? *pause* What's a girl?
Boy 2: I'm not entirely sure...
LOL.
Quote: ian_w @ July 18 2008, 5:58 PM BSTI think I know a girl who might volunteer to take that burden from her
Less 'volunteer', more 'fight to the front of the queue'.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 18 2008, 6:04 PM BST
I haven't got much of a chest to stare at!
You have a lot of chest. The same amount as anyone else.
It's boobies you reckon you don't have much of.
Quote: PhQnix @ July 18 2008, 6:17 PM BSTI'm a student of English. It'd take me at least a page, and I'd never directly refer to breasts. There would just be lots of subtle references. Probably to apples.
Would you like to write a Carry On film with me? 
Quote: zooo @ July 18 2008, 6:17 PM BSTFYI. Saying you've got small boobs isn't self deprecation, cos that would imply small boobs are bad. And they're actually rather nice.
Well I didn't really want to say anything to a 17-year-old...
Quote: Rachel @ July 18 2008, 6:27 PM BSTThe bloke is one.
Rachel did a funny.
Yay Aaron's home!
Quote: zooo @ July 18 2008, 6:37 PM BSTJohn Barrowman DOES look butch!
He could crush us all like twigs!
And that's just between his pert ass cheeks.
Quote: Gavin @ July 18 2008, 7:25 PM BSTlike my weiner mobile
Oh really?
Quote: Gavin @ July 19 2008, 11:10 AM BSTYay Aaron's home!
Aaron's like the engine of the board. He keeps everyone posting.
Quote: Gavin @ July 19 2008, 11:10 AM BSTYay Aaron's home!
Damn straight.
Quote: PhQnix @ July 19 2008, 11:13 AM BSTAaron's like the engine of the board. He keeps everyone posting.
Damn straight again!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 18 2008, 7:49 PM BSTIt's because our coursework is on gothicism!
I like gothic architecture...?
Quote: PhQnix @ July 18 2008, 7:52 PM BSTAren't they called emos?
Nope.
Quote: PhQnix @ July 19 2008, 11:13 AM BSTAaron's like the engine of the board. He keeps everyone posting.
Either him or girls.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 18 2008, 7:59 PM BSTI have a sore face. My flatmate's ex came to get the very last of her stuff and as she was leaving, she slapped me.
Did you kick her in the bollocks?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 18 2008, 8:03 PM BSTI've seen him eat his own earwax after teasing it out with a biro.
You just can't breed class like that.
Quote: Aaron @ July 19 2008, 11:17 AM BSTYou just can't breed class like that.
You can. It normally involves sleeping with your sister though.
Quote: PhQnix @ July 19 2008, 11:19 AM BSTYou can. It normally involves sleeping with your sister though.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 18 2008, 8:13 PM BSTI really need mud or custard for a fair fight
Quote: PhQnix @ July 19 2008, 11:19 AM BSTYou can. It normally involves sleeping with your sister though.
Sharp!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 18 2008, 8:22 PM BSTAnd now no cake in the house.
Isn't your usual solution to that, to bake some...?
