Oh okay, disregard the crumple!
My cream buns are exquisite.
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Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 18 2008, 10:03 PM BSTIt's a shame you crumpled so quickly. I can sort of imagine a face-off between you and Rubes like the one in Get Carter...
"You're a good cook, but your brownies are out of shape. I do this for a living."
"Are you cooking at me?" 
Thanks for the umlaut, Finck.
Ah, Lilo Wanders. The German Lily Savage.
Quote: zooo @ July 18 2008, 10:07 PM BSTMy cream buns are exquisite.
Z.Ooo, you saucy little minx!
Quote: JuliaC @ July 18 2008, 10:07 PM BST"Are you cooking at me?"
Ha!
Three replies in one post. I'm turning into Aaron.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 18 2008, 10:09 PM BSTAh, Lilo Wanders. The German Lily Savage.
She's a bit more of a lady. (not literally, though, bitcountwise).
I'm vaguely aroused, but only by association.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 18 2008, 10:01 PM BSTIn the old days of analogue satellite television, before I was married, I was a regular viewer of RTL, Sat1 and, my personal favourite, Vox. I didn't have a clue what they were saying but it all looked very interesting, particularly Wahre Liebe and Liebe Sunde.
I remember, as a 14/15 year old, sneaking down at night and seeing some quite mental porn on RTL.
Quote: zooo @ July 18 2008, 10:07 PM BSTMy cream buns are exquisite.
*faints*
Quote: ian_w @ July 18 2008, 10:25 PM BSTI remember, as a 14/15 year old, sneaking down at night and seeing some quite mental porn on RTL.
If you think that that was 'mental' porn, you must also think that the internet consists only of the BSG and the Teletubby News site.
It was probably a Russ Meyer film. Now they were mental.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 18 2008, 10:32 PM BSTIt was probably a Russ Meyer film. Now they were mental.
Ah, that kind of 'mental porn'. That's very RTL indeed.
Quote: Finck @ July 18 2008, 10:30 PM BSTIf you think that that was 'mental' porn, you must also think that the internet consists only of the BSG and the Teletubby News site.
Nope, it was actually more mental than anything I've seen on the net.
Right then. You're going to have to give us a few details.
Yes, ian_w, go on.
EDIT: He's gone offline. Can't think why.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 18 2008, 10:58 PM BSTYes, ian_w, go on.
EDIT: He's gone offline. Can't think why.
It's got because he's a cat that he's got hairy palms 
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 18 2008, 11:02 PM BSTIt's got because he's a cat that he's got hairy palms
>_< >_< >_<
Quote: Gavin @ July 18 2008, 11:04 PM BST>_< >_< >_<
Sorry not up on my smileys. What does that mean?