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Bad day? Page 9

Quote: SlagA @ July 17 2008, 5:30 PM BST

Flipping hecate!

Will anyone get that? :$

Well, not quite. But just off the top of my head, Hecate (Greek: Ἑκάτη, "far-shooting" ) Hekate (Hekátê, Hekátē;), or Hekat was originally a goddess of the wilderness and childbirth, naturalized early in Mycenaean Greece[1] or in Thrace, but originating among the Carians of Anatolia,[2] the region where most theophoric names invoking Hecate, such as Hecataeus or Hecatomnus, progenitor of Mausollus, are attested,[3] and where Hekate remained a Great Goddess into historical times, at her unrivalled[4] cult site in Lagina.

I'm ill. I'm meant to be going out, but I'm ill.

I hate being ill. :(

Snap! I'm meant to be out too! *Gives sympathy*

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 17 2008, 5:38 PM BST

Snap! I'm meant to be out too! *Gives sympathy*

Are you ill as well? *Reciprocates sympathy*

Quote: PhQnix @ July 17 2008, 5:37 PM BST

I'm ill. I'm meant to be going out, but I'm ill.

I hate being ill. :(

:O :O :O :O Man FlU!!!

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Evacuate!!

Quote: PhQnix @ July 17 2008, 5:39 PM BST

Are you ill as well? *Reciprocates sympathy*

I'm almost falling asleep and have a blocked nose!

Quote: Gavin @ July 17 2008, 5:40 PM BST

:O :O :O :O Man FlU!!!

What?

Quote: PhQnix @ July 17 2008, 5:41 PM BST

What?

your ill?

man flu ill?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 17 2008, 5:41 PM BST

I'm almost falling asleep and have a blocked nose!

I would be asleep, had I not already slept earlier. It's meant to be summer, why do I always get ill in summer!?

Quote: Gavin @ July 17 2008, 5:42 PM BST

man flu ill?

What's man flu?

Quote: PhQnix @ July 17 2008, 5:42 PM BST

I would be asleep, had I not already slept earlier. It's meant to be summer, why do I always get ill in summer!?

Sod's law!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 17 2008, 5:43 PM BST

Sod's law!

Sod should've come up with a nicer law, like "Free money for people who are ill." Or something similar, I'd expand on the idea but my head hurts.

Quote: PhQnix @ July 17 2008, 5:42 PM BST

What's man flu?

I just had it. It's the worst kind of flu you could ever imagine.

Women know it as 'a bit of a cold'.

Quote: PhQnix @ July 17 2008, 5:42 PM BST

I would be asleep, had I not already slept earlier. It's meant to be summer, why do I always get ill in summer!?

What's man flu?

Ian W will back me up its the worse most deviant type of illness to ever befall "man" here is waht the internet decribes it as:

Man Flu

A rare strain of flu so powerful and so deadly it can only be matched by the Bubonic Plague and Aids. A incurable virus which has adapted to only effect the "XY" gene found in men. The virus attacks the immune system 10,000 times harder than the average flu virus, causing excruciating pain for the victim. Man Flu has no cure and prayers can save the forsaken life of the infected. The often deadly virus is mostly laughed at by women who sadly cannot contract "Man Flu"

Quote: PhQnix @ July 17 2008, 5:44 PM BST

Sod should've come up with a nicer law, like "Free money for people who are ill." Or something similar, I'd expand on the idea but my head hurts.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Gavin @ July 17 2008, 5:45 PM BST

Ian W will back me up

I did - just above your post :)

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