British Comedy Guide

Bad day? Page 8

Yes, never mind that, Ellie, were the fish fingers the breadcrumby sort or the battered sort?

Breadcrumby sort of course! :)

Quote: EllieJP @ July 17 2008, 9:56 AM BST

Breadcrumby sort of course! :)

How posh Pleased

I prefer my fish on the hoof.

Quote: roscoff @ July 17 2008, 10:00 AM BST

I prefer my fish on the hoof.

Horse or cow?

Cowfish of course! Where've you been?

Quote: roscoff @ July 17 2008, 10:08 AM BST

Cowfish of course! Where've you been?

Living under a rock apparently. Although the rock is invisible so as not to alarm me.

Invisible rocks rock. I just wrote that 'cos I liked how it looked. Am I strange? No. Exactly.

Last time I ask about breadcrumbs.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 17 2008, 10:26 AM BST

Last time I ask about breadcrumbs.

If you want to bring such distasteful topics to a thread then all I can say is you will have to live with the consequences. Try scat or kiddy fiddling. You'll be on much safer ground and you'll be less likely to be banned.

Quote: Gavin @ July 17 2008, 9:38 AM BST

Bloody hell! Ellie you work way to hard.

As I understand it, she's lying down for 80-90% of her day. Still gets pretty tiring with her job though.

Quote: Aaron @ July 17 2008, 11:29 AM BST

As I understand it, she's lying down for 80-90% of her day. Still gets pretty tiring with her job though.

I don't know whether to laugh or duck and cover.

I got really tired today and asked a customer for "eight pounds eleventy". :(

:D Zooo IS Worzel Gummidge. Do I get my first £5 now?

Quote: zooo @ July 17 2008, 4:52 PM BST

I got really tired today and asked a customer for "eight pounds eleventy". :(

Flipping hecate!

Will anyone get that? :$

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