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Course they flipping are!
The hottest of all foreigns.

Obviously! :)

Lovey

Cor.

I just saw a monk on the train. It's put me in a good mood.

Did you talk to him?

Did you talk to him?

Quote: EllieJP @ July 17 2008, 11:59 AM BST

Did you talk to him?

Did you talk to him?

My mother taught me to never talk to strange monks on trains.

Quote: chipolata @ July 17 2008, 12:00 PM BST

My mother taught me to never talk to strange monks on trains.

Should of asked if he was bullet proof.

For some reason, I started wondering if he was naked under his habit.

Quote: chipolata @ July 17 2008, 12:07 PM BST

For some reason, I started wondering if he was naked under his habit.

Thats very strange. Was he carrying a large wooden barrel full of communal wine?

Quote: Gavin @ July 17 2008, 12:12 PM BST

Thats very strange. Was he carrying a large wooden barrel full of communal wine?

No, but he was carrying a large bushel of flagellating twigs.

Quote: chipolata @ July 17 2008, 12:14 PM BST

No, but he was carrying a large bushel of flagellating twigs.

Crazy ass monk.

Hey how does a monk enter the Synagogue or where ever they hang out?

Quote: Gavin @ July 17 2008, 12:17 PM BST

Crazy ass monk.

Hey how does a monk enter the Synagogue or where ever they hang out?

Is this the settup of a joke?

Quote: chipolata @ July 17 2008, 12:18 PM BST

Is this the settup of a joke?

you bet your ass it is.

Answer :- With a Mon-key

Unimpressed Unimpressed

Screw you guys.

Quote: Gavin @ July 17 2008, 12:20 PM BST

you bet your ass it is.

Answer :- With a Mon-key

Unimpressed Unimpressed

Screw you guys.

Surely that should be monk key?

They probably have security cards and key pads nowadays anyway.

Quote: roscoff @ July 17 2008, 2:04 PM BST

Surely that should be monk key?

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