Quote: sootyj @ July 17 2008, 10:03 AM BSTI assumed you were being ironic, it's a rather nice piece of character dialogue.
No, there were kids all over my gym.....does no one else think it's a bit weird that parents go loopy over blokes with a camera in a park in case it's a paedo with a Nikon but will happily take their daughters into a room full of naked men?
Sofa-Matt you are a miserable sod at times!
A lot of your posts are funny, just get writing.
Part the reason I write so much is you've got to get the crap out of the way.
Quote: Perry Nium @ July 17 2008, 11:15 AM BSTI think everyone with a few pounds of extra wobbling flesh should all descend on the gyms at the same time at 6 am
Considering fat peoples natural tendency to gravitate towards being a lazy arse....i think I'm safe!
Anyway, the truly fat are ok because they are never on a machine next to you long enough to be an issue (in case they have a cardiac arrest) - the real problem is the chubbies who have developed an ability to exercise for hours (i suppose if a whale can swim all day then a human can build the ability to use a cross trainer for an hour) Nothing worse than getting on a bit of kit and the Lycra clad beauty in front gets off and some bear shaped monster gets on instead.
I've just ‘rescued' my exercise bike from the garage. I bought the damned thing almost 20years ago! The ‘mileometer' reads 411miles, therefore I've completed an average of 1.7miles a month since I bought it…..and have I lost any weight? I want my money back!
Hey, leave the bears out of this! We get plenty of exercise in the woods thanks. Kestion. Do you drive to the gym? 
Quote: Perry Nium @ July 17 2008, 11:15 AM BSTI'm of the opposite opinion.I think FIT people should be banned from the gym, especially the ones that start their workout at 6 in the morning. That's just unnatural and a bit scary.
Lardies unite, that's what I say! I think everyone with a few pounds of extra wobbling flesh should all descend on the gyms at the same time at 6 am, and flaunt our pale flabby bits proudly at all the fit bastards. The we should sit on them and force feed them pies.
Who's with me?!
6am? F**k off.
Quote: roscoff @ July 17 2008, 11:29 AM BSTKestion. Do you drive to the gym?
Is that a question?
Quote: Aaron @ July 17 2008, 11:30 AM BST6am? F**k off.
I rest my case 
Quote: Pete @ July 17 2008, 11:26 AM BSTConsidering fat peoples natural tendency to gravitate towards being a lazy arse....i think I'm safe!
Anyway, the truly fat are ok because they are never on a machine next to you long enough to be an issue (in case they have a cardiac arrest) - the real problem is the chubbies who have developed an ability to exercise for hours (i suppose if a whale can swim all day then a human can build the ability to use a cross trainer for an hour) Nothing worse than getting on a bit of kit and the Lycra clad beauty in front gets off and some bear shaped monster gets on instead.
A crueler person would wander why the attractive lycra wearer popped off, and the big "bear" feels like getting on next to you.
A crueler person, may think of Narnia....
Quote: Pete @ July 17 2008, 11:26 AM BSTsome bear shaped monster gets on instead.
Yeah, sorry about that.
Is Narnia the one with a nasty queen in it??
Yes and people who have magical adventures in closets.
Quote: sootyj @ July 17 2008, 11:33 AM BSTYes and people who have magical adventures in closets.
I've got a fawn jacket and a lion skin thong in my closet. Does that count?
Quote: sootyj @ July 17 2008, 11:32 AM BSTA crueler person would wander why the attractive lycra wearer popped off, and the big "bear" feels like getting on next to you.
Trust me, the women that wear Lycra thongs do not leave a position where they can be admired unless they really have to. Unfortunately, the chubsters have adopted some of the same exhibitionist tendencies....probably led by the anti size zero backlash (probably orchestrated by a group of fat women in a smoking room under Westminster somewhere, X-Files Style...or should that be XL-Files Style!)
Yeah but Nigella Lawson, Natalie Swahahilia in the gymn......
SO how come you have such a long holiday Pete? Please tell me you are not a teacher??
