Quote: ian_w @ July 17 2008, 1:18 AM BSTI always imagined her with an Essex accent.
Hmmm, can't say why!
Haha, totally understandable! 
Quote: Timbo @ July 17 2008, 1:08 AM BSTThe upper classes notoriously have the vocabulary of dockers and the sexual morals of polecats.
I wish I was upper class. 
Well, I could do without the sexual morals bit, but I wish I was upper class.
Which reminds me of one of my old filks..
my baby done got no class
but she takes it up the ass
an' my baby don't lub nobody but me
I prefer
She had lobsters up the arse
she was f**king working class
she was a... Dutch bitch
P. Cook.
Quote: Aaron @ July 17 2008, 1:31 AM BSTI wish I was upper class.
Well, I could do without the sexual morals bit, but I wish I was upper class.
So are you well-spoken Aaron? I imagine you are, or at least make an effort to be?
I might make a guess the accent thread!
I always imagine Graham to sound like Paul O'Grady - his avatar doesn't help much either!
Ellie is apparently very poshe - I bet zooo is a bit too.
Ellie? Posh? Whoever said that IS Bill Sykes, and I claim my £5.
I bet zooo sounds all hot and clever too, yes.
As for me, I don't speak much.
Quote: Aaron @ July 17 2008, 1:59 AM BSTEllie? Posh? Whoever said that IS Bill Sykes, and I claim my £5.
It was Ruby - 'a proper miss swish' to quote (or something along those lines).
I bet zooo sounds all hot and clever too, yes.
Ooh - that actually turned me on!!! 
As for me, I don't speak much.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm! coughcopoutcough
Quote: ian_w @ July 17 2008, 2:10 AM BST
It was Ruby - 'a proper miss swish' to quote (or something along those lines).
Ha. Ruby is nice about everyone. She'd complement a Glaswegian! 
Quote: ian_w @ July 17 2008, 2:10 AM BSTOoh - that actually turned me on!!!
You have no idea. Blimey. *gets lost in thought for a moment*
There is very little that is hotter than a posh girl. Well, exc- Cripes. Excuse me a minute.
...
Quote: ian_w @ July 17 2008, 2:10 AM BSTHmmmmmmmmmmmmm! coughcopoutcough
Well, I don't know, none of us hear ourselves as others hear us. I would like to think - at least aspire - that I sound posh, well-spoken, intellectual and so forth, but I highly doubt it. I should save up for elocution lessons. One day, one day!
Quote: Aaron @ July 17 2008, 2:17 AM BSTHa. Ruby is nice about everyone. She'd complement a Glaswegian!
LOL! Awwwww though, she really is a darling.
You have no idea. Blimey. *gets lost in thought for a moment*
There is very little that is hotter than a posh girl. Well, exc- Cripes. Excuse me a minute.
...
Liz Hurley, Nigella... I could go on and on (and probably will in my head )!
Well, I don't know, none of us hear ourselves as others hear us. I would like to think - at least aspire - that I sound posh, well-spoken, intellectual and so forth, but I highly doubt it. I should save up for elocution lessons. One day, one day!
Nooooooooo! Don't go that far! You don't want to end up sounding like Noel Coward!
Now I know whom Aaron reminds me of! Soooo Professor Higgins! Which probably means that I'm the equivalent of that idiot Hungarian linguistics professor...
Quote: ian_w @ July 17 2008, 2:28 AM BSTNooooooooo! Don't go that far! You don't want to end up sounding like Noel Coward!
I dooooo!
Quote: Finck @ July 17 2008, 2:32 AM BSTNow I know whom Aaron reminds me of! Soooo Professor Higgins!
Eyyyyyyyyy!
Quote: ian_w @ July 17 2008, 1:55 AM BSTI always imagine Graham to sound like Paul O'Grady - his avatar doesn't help much either!
Oi! He's got a Birkenhead accent. Completely different to my refined Liverpolitan tones.
Incidentally, I found the site because of the Collings and Herrin webcast, and haven't been able to get away. Now I write sketches and am working on a sitcom. You bastards. You've sucked my life away. I'll be a worthless husk when you lot have finished with me.
Only then will I join Chortle.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 17 2008, 7:40 AM BST
Only then will I join Chortle.
Quote: roscoff @ July 16 2008, 10:51 PM BSTI typed in 'comedy site administrated by a closet gay recluse' and it sent me here. Can't think why.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Quote: Frankie Rage @ July 16 2008, 6:21 PM BSTNo offence to new Charly but where has Charley gone?
None taken
