Yes they do. You get one free if you buy their 4X4.
Wrong sex kids in the gym locker room Page 2
Quote: zooo @ July 17 2008, 12:16 AM BSTPorsche don't make bicycles.
As above 
This is all getting a bit Alan Partridge, just lacking the comedic genius.
Quote: sootyj @ July 17 2008, 12:22 AM BSTThis is all getting a bit Alan Partridge, just lacking the comedic genius.
From your concerns about attending my gym you sound like your getting all John Candy, without the comedy 
Well Peter's there's a gymn down the road from me that maybe right up your street.
No kids, no fat people, no women.
It's called Chariots, albeit a nice thick moustache seems derigeur.
You can't miss it, it's got a big rainbow flag outside. I'm sur you'd fit in very well.
Sorry, just to be clear...you're saying "you're gay" in a very long winded manor right?
Just wanted to be sure before I regress to seven as well and call you stinky fat butt.
Not really merely mocking the mixture of Daily Mail rage, efete tone, and good old fashioned boasting in your first post.
I assumed you were being ironic, it's a rather nice piece of character dialogue.
Feel free to call me what ever you wish, you can even call me Al.
Somewhere Griff is chewing his hand down to the wrist not to get involved.
Quote: David Bussell @ July 17 2008, 10:05 AM BSTSomewhere Griff is chewing his hand down to the wrist not to get involved.
Took the thought right out of my head
I don't need to stay fit as I don't do any exercise.
Quote: Pete @ July 16 2008, 11:35 PM BSTYou'd think that with all the "oh, every ones a paedo." panic around the gym's would have a proper family change area....but no, mine has two changing rooms - one with pool access and one without.
Normally i work out between 6-7 in the am or 9-10 in the evening but i dont work the summer so have a couple of months off and thought i'd go mid day.
Work out then go for swim....except the pool is full of bloody kids (why cant they go to the council pool? Who takes their kids to a £80pm gym to learn to swim in dinky little spa pool? Teach them in the f**king river!) So i figure i'll shower then split....but the MENS locker room is full of dads getting their little shits dressed. I dont fancy getting changed in front of 20 screaming kids so i leave and go to the other locker room....empty, great!
But.....just as i'm about to strip off 5 dads come in with their 6 year old daughters to get them changed for ballet (what sort of pussy dad takes their kid to ballet anyway?).....at this point i give up and drive home for a shower...glad i hadnt been mid shower when the tutu wearers arrived and had to deal with the etiquette of a trouser serpent/spoilt brat encounter commbo.
Need to find a gym that bans children (and fat people)
I'm of the opposite opinion.I think FIT people should be banned from the gym, especially the ones that start their workout at 6 in the morning. That's just unnatural and a bit scary.
Lardies unite, that's what I say! I think everyone with a few pounds of extra wobbling flesh should all descend on the gyms at the same time at 6 am, and flaunt our pale flabby bits proudly at all the fit bastards. The we should sit on them and force feed them pies.
Who's with me?!
Waste of pies.
Perry, it's like we are one. Only one is funny