British Comedy Guide

Am I sad, yes or no? Page 2

Quote: Jack Massey @ July 16 2008, 11:27 PM BST

Exactly, I'm very economical me. I'll squeeze a pound coin so hard that the Queen's eyes has blood coming out of them.

As am I.

Well, I prefer the term "tight bastard", as it works on so many different levels.

Ooh?!

Quote: zooo @ July 16 2008, 11:39 PM BST

That size rings a bell.
Is it possible you are the same size I was as a very skinny 12 year old?

146/152 means "between 146 and 152 centimetres tall".

When I was twelve my father used to call me a "running metre". I'm a dwarf, sort of.

Bl'mmin' 'eck, you're only 5 foot.

Makes even me feel tall.

And me!

Only by 4 inches though.
My best friend is 5 foot.

Quote: Aaron @ July 16 2008, 11:49 PM BST

Bl'mmin' 'eck, you're only 5 foot.

No, that's only the size of the boys' t-shirts I buy. I'm 160 plus a few cm. Not that that's not dwarf-like...

I used to buy little boys t shirts!
I still have some with tractors on them.

Hmm.
I don't still wear them though. I had to stop that bloody student retro crap at some point. ;)

Quote: zooo @ July 16 2008, 11:50 PM BST

Only by 4 inches though.
My best friend is 5 foot.

Then we're about the same height.

*Googles*

So uhhh, about 5 and a half foot, give or take.

Quote: Finck @ July 16 2008, 11:55 PM BST

Then we're about the same height.

We rule.

I like you two. Will you come and stay at my house for a bit?

Okay!

Do you need the skirting dusted?

Quote: Aaron @ July 16 2008, 11:56 PM BST

*Googles*
So uhhh, about 5 and a half foot, give or take.

I can't believe you still don't do metric.

A few weeks ago I looked up 'barrel' on wikipedia. It's not only a completely crooked number in metric, there are also a dozen different kinds with British and American versions!

Quote: zooo @ July 17 2008, 12:00 AM BST

Okay!

Do you need the skirting dusted?

Alright, that'll be cool. :)

On which note, I just remembered that I was meant to hoover today.

Quote: zooo @ July 17 2008, 12:00 AM BST

Okay!

Do you need the skirting dusted?

Maybe together we're the right size to change the lightbulbs so he doesn't have to sit alone in the dark anymore.

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