Wrong sex kids in the gym locker room

You'd think that with all the "oh, every ones a paedo." panic around the gym's would have a proper family change area....but no, mine has two changing rooms - one with pool access and one without.

Normally i work out between 6-7 in the am or 9-10 in the evening but i dont work the summer so have a couple of months off and thought i'd go mid day.

Work out then go for swim....except the pool is full of bloody kids (why cant they go to the council pool? Who takes their kids to a £80pm gym to learn to swim in dinky little spa pool? Teach them in the f**king river!) So i figure i'll shower then split....but the MENS locker room is full of dads getting their little shits dressed. I dont fancy getting changed in front of 20 screaming kids so i leave and go to the other locker room....empty, great!

But.....just as i'm about to strip off 5 dads come in with their 6 year old daughters to get them changed for ballet (what sort of pussy dad takes their kid to ballet anyway?).....at this point i give up and drive home for a shower...glad i hadnt been mid shower when the tutu wearers arrived and had to deal with the etiquette of a trouser serpent/spoilt brat encounter commbo.

Need to find a gym that bans children (and fat people)

Hmm so I wouldn#t be welcome at your gymn?

What a charming post.

And rather like the protestations of some one trying to get taken off the sex offenders register.

Aren't all swimming pool type changing rooms unisex? They just have individual cubicles.

depends, what about the intergendered?

They are too ashamed to go swimming.

Really including the 2 russian olympic gold swimmers

Twat-n-sackya

and Arfa Bollockoff.

Quote: zooo @ July 16 2008, 11:38 PM BST

Aren't all swimming pool type changing rooms unisex? They just have individual cubicles.

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Nah, gyms work differently. Well, mine does. There's one changing room for men and one for women. No cubicles. Just benches and lockers.

The women's is at least 2 times the size of the men's. And yet I rarely see women in there.

(They've probably worked out what times I go and avoid it, actually.)

What are you doing looking?

Oh. I've only used one gym.

Quote: zooo @ July 16 2008, 11:38 PM BST

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Not gyms - they need proper individual rooms as they have showers which you need after a workout. Pools tend to just give you a communal shower as all you are doing is rinsing of chlorine.

Quote: sootyj @ July 16 2008, 11:37 PM BST

Hmm so I wouldn#t be welcome at your gymn?

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Are you a 6 year old girl?

Quote: Pete @ July 16 2008, 11:35 PM BST

You'd think that with all the "oh, every ones a paedo." panic around the gym's would have a proper family change area....but no, mine has two changing rooms - one with pool access and one without.

Normally i work out between 6-7 in the am or 9-10 in the evening but i dont work the summer so have a couple of months off and thought i'd go mid day.

Work out then go for swim....except the pool is full of bloody kids (why cant they go to the council pool? Who takes their kids to a £80pm gym to learn to swim in dinky little spa pool? Teach them in the f**king river!) So i figure i'll shower then split....but the MENS locker room is full of dads getting their little shits dressed. I dont fancy getting changed in front of 20 screaming kids so i leave and go to the other locker room....empty, great!

But.....just as i'm about to strip off 5 dads come in with their 6 year old daughters to get them changed for ballet (what sort of pussy dad takes their kid to ballet anyway?).....at this point i give up and drive home for a shower...glad i hadnt been mid shower when the tutu wearers arrived and had to deal with the etiquette of a trouser serpent/spoilt brat encounter commbo.

Need to find a gym that bans children (and fat people)

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Wow.

You managed to get into that few paragraphs your extensive physical regime, your premium rate gym membership, your extensive holiday, your dislike of overweight people, your hatred of modern parenting, your gargantuan penile dimensions and your frankly suspect fear of being exposed as a paedophile.

That's quite the picture you paint there.

Did i mention these scum park their MPV's next to my Porsche. (and gargantuan doesn't even come close)

Porsche make excellent bicycles!

My word people have been executed for less than this.

We always used to call them porsche-bikes