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Any one on strike?

I can't because I'm an agency worker, yah boo sucks!

So I'll just do my job really, really badly for the next 2 days.

Any one actually striking?

No, but I wish I could. Off to work now... post in an hour. :)

Nope I wish I was but here I am...again.

Hmm alternatives for none strikers to make their wishes known.

1 Work to rule.
2 Work slowly.
3 Dirty protest.
4 Set fire to your work place.
5 Hum Aqua songs all day.

I am Ned Ludd!

Quote: sootyj @ July 16 2008, 8:57 AM BST

Hmm alternatives for none strikers to make their wishes known.

1 Work to rule.
2 Work slowly.
3 Dirty protest.
4 Set fire to your work place.
5 Hum Aqua songs all day.

I am Ned Ludd!

What they striking about?

Poor pay, Unsound Brown has basically capped public sector pay raises by about half inflation for the forseeable future.

I suppose if your a manager, or 5 aday coordinator fair does you're doing ok.

But care assisstants, dinner ladies, bin men are really being punished because Thickie chancellors haven't done their sums properly.

And frankly nurses still earn under £20,000 PA on average, after 3 years training, and 5 years work.

Great start to the day! Filled thecar up, "full-to-burstin" with waste from the garage. Drove to the recycling centre only to find it shut. Refuge collection staff on strike for a couple of days! I should listen to the local news more carefully.

I need the car tomorrow so I'll be unloading it all again later today & put it back into the garage! Oh well it's good exercise.

Doh!!!

Refuge?

Frankly if you're dropping crap off at a hostel for victims of domestic violence, you got exactly what you deserved.

What ever next the refugee centre?

No an "amusing spelling mistake"

I do that to my self all the time, but playing with ones self gets dull after a while.

Quote: sootyj @ July 16 2008, 9:56 AM BST

No an "amusing spelling mistake"

I do that to my self all the time, but playing with ones self gets dull after a while.

Too easy.

Quote: sootyj @ July 16 2008, 9:48 AM BST

Refuge?

Frankly if you're dropping crap off at a hostel for victims of domestic violence, you got exactly what you deserved.

What ever next the refugee centre?

Well spotted.....but those refugees should be happy with all my garden waste!
:D

I'm anything but picky, the term refuge in the context was quite funny.

I may go and wildcat strike my local nursey in my lunch break.

Like that scene in GBH, where Michael Palin's school for special kids is beseiged.

Quote: sootyj @ July 16 2008, 8:33 AM BST

I can't because I'm an agency worker, yah boo sucks!

So I'll just do my job really, really badly for the next 2 days.

Any one actually striking?

Striking? Who's striking? Eh?

Quote: sootyj @ July 16 2008, 8:57 AM BST

5 Hum Aqua songs all day.

Aqua are amazing.

Quote: Griff @ July 16 2008, 9:54 AM BST

Sooty did you just pick someone else up for a spelling mistake ? My whole worldview has just collapsed.

LOL.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 16 2008, 9:59 AM BST

Too easy.

Aye - he can't afford to be picky either.

Quote: sootyj @ July 16 2008, 9:02 AM BST

Poor pay, Unsound Brown has basically capped public sector pay raises by about half inflation for the forseeable future.

I suppose if your a manager, or 5 aday coordinator fair does you're doing ok.

But care assisstants, dinner ladies, bin men are really being punished because Thickie chancellors haven't done their sums properly.

Heh. Heh. Heh. That's all I can say.

Quote: sootyj @ July 16 2008, 9:56 AM BST

but playing with ones self gets dull after a while.

You're not doing it right, then.

Quote: Aaron @ July 16 2008, 10:13 AM BST

Striking? Who's striking? Eh?

Unison the largest public sector union, and I think maybe some others.

Basically any one who does something, you wouldn't want to for low pay, in local gouvernemn .

Quote: Aaron @ July 16 2008, 10:13 AM BST

Aqua are amazing.

But annoying when hummed.

Quote: Aaron @ July 16 2008, 10:13 AM BST

LOL.

Hey I pulled myself up on t'waterboarding (Yorkshire torture) maongst others.

Quote: Aaron @ July 16 2008, 10:13 AM BST

Heh. Heh. Heh. That's all I can say.

Hope your mocking our worthless gouvernment, not those poor sods being paid less, so the Lying Scotsman can look hard to the city.

Quote: chipolata @ July 16 2008, 10:13 AM BST

You're not doing it right, then.

If you send one more of your instructional videos, it's going striaght to the Police.

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