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Quote: Aaron @ July 15 2008, 9:29 PM BST

Fishes? Like, actual real fish?

Yeah, whole fish. Can't remember what they are but they are well-known fish, not goldfish or anything.

There's 4 in a pack too, bargain!

Do you have to cut the heads off? :O

Quote: ian_w @ July 15 2008, 9:56 PM BST

Laughing out loud
Can we call it a date then? It would be original, and we might even end up with fond memories of how we laughed when you found that bum shaped turnip.

Woo.
It'll be like a Blackadder episode.

Quote: zooo @ July 15 2008, 9:47 PM BST

Unicycles.

Wanted one. Am too fat. :(

Quote: zooo @ July 15 2008, 10:00 PM BST

Do you have to cut the heads off? :O

Woo.
It'll be like a Blackadder episode.

Would we be wearing false breasts as well then?
Wow, this really would be a day to remember!

Quote: ian_w @ July 15 2008, 9:56 PM BST

M&S is the product of some Jews.

Ahhh yes, ok.

True story. One of my teachers worked in their head office back in, erm, the 70s I think it must have been. Unless you were a Jew, you had little chance of progressing beyond typist. True story.

Quote: Rachel @ July 15 2008, 9:59 PM BST

Yeah, whole fish. Can't remember what they are but they are well-known fish, not goldfish or anything.

Sick

On Sunday I learned that I am like Richard Hammond; we both hate fish.

Quote: Aaron @ July 15 2008, 10:09 PM BST

On Sunday I learned that I am like Richard Hammond; we both hate fish.

Does it remind you of Charley?

Quote: Aaron @ July 15 2008, 10:09 PM BST

True story. One of my teachers worked in their head office back in, erm, the 70s I think it must have been. Unless you were a Jew, you had little chance of progressing beyond typist. True story.

Hmmm, but I wonder if it is quite true? A little bit of anti-simitism maybe? There was one Jew in the office so he/she became an opportunity for a story showing how the world is being run by them?

Quote: ian_w @ July 15 2008, 10:13 PM BST

Hmmm, but I wonder if it is quite true? A little bit of anti-simitism maybe? There was one Jew in the office so he/she became an opportunity for a story showing how the world is being run by them?

The teacher in question could not be more unlike that if she tried.

Quote: Aaron @ July 15 2008, 10:17 PM BST

The teacher in question could not be more unlike that if she tried.

Well how come I haven't been let in through any back doors? Angry

I think I'll bide my time till there's a Jewish director of the BBC, then I'll send loads of scripts in that start with Shalom! :P

HHAahahahah

I worked for Norwood for 18 months 9big Jewish charity), and got passed up for promotion by Tilburries 3 times.

Besides there simply aren't enough Jews to fill the upper echelons of any management organisation

If this woman ended up teaching, and psewing forth anti-semitism, I'm surprised she got a job anywhere.

Quote: sootyj @ July 15 2008, 10:54 PM BST

Besides there simply aren't enough Jews to fill the upper echelons of any management organisation

And less and less. Our numbers are diminishing. I reckon we'll be extinct in the near future. And it's your fault Sooty! For allowing yourself to be assimilated by the goys! :P

Quote: ian_w @ July 15 2008, 11:15 PM BST

And less and less. Our numbers are diminishing. I reckon we'll be extinct in the near future. And it's your fault Sooty! For allowing yourself to be assimilated by the goys! :P

Laughing out loud

Cheaky bastard, I am infact Chief Rabbi Johnny Sex.

I here by excommunicate you, I;m coming round to sew your foreskin back on.

>_<

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