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Quote: Aaron @ July 15 2008, 10:52 AM BST

Women!

The only thing I can really think of was at school one lunch time, in one of the computer rooms. I can't remember exactly what happened, but this extremely fat kid, a bit smaller than me, basically jumped up on my back and wrapped his arms around my neck. In a kind of strangle-attempt, not some kind of ill-advised hug.

ANYWAY.

Unfortunately for him, I am built quite stockily (I was always being asked to join the school rugby team), so although annoying and a bit of a shock it didn't hurt or drag me down or anything, and I was much more powerful than he was. So I just ran backwards, bashing him into walls, desks, a pillar that was in the middle of the room, etc. He let go before long.

Fun times, fun times.

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Quote: Aaron @ July 15 2008, 10:52 AM BST

Women!

The only thing I can really think of was at school one lunch time, in one of the computer rooms. I can't remember exactly what happened, but this extremely fat kid, a bit smaller than me, basically jumped up on my back and wrapped his arms around my neck. In a kind of strangle-attempt, not some kind of ill-advised hug.

ANYWAY.

Unfortunately for him, I am built quite stockily (I was always being asked to join the school rugby team), so although annoying and a bit of a shock it didn't hurt or drag me down or anything, and I was much more powerful than he was. So I just ran backwards, bashing him into walls, desks, a pillar that was in the middle of the room, etc. He let go before long.

Fun times, fun times.

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Is that how you got to run BSG ?

Something like that!

Can't be arsed to read all this. But are we saying that we are all weeds?

The pen is mightier than the sword and all that?

Quote: Griff @ July 15 2008, 8:02 PM BST

Au contraire. BSG seems to be a hotbed of psychopathic ninja warriors.

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But that's the women!

Worse fight I got into was in Portsmoth I was down visiting a friend from college and someone got the hump and started pushing her so I got in the wy and say hey lets calm this down and the two guys she was with thought I was starting on her...Ye I was bleeding afterwards...alot...

And what happened then? Did she not stop them?

Quote: Aaron @ July 15 2008, 9:19 PM BST

And what happened then? Did she not stop them?

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No she didnt, probably why we don't speak anymore. I don't enjoy having the shit kicked out of me and being thrown out by the bouncers to puke blood and get beat up some more.

Christ. What a bitch. Exactly the kind of reason I would never go near such places.

I doubt you called the police, did you?

Quote: Aaron @ July 15 2008, 9:36 PM BST

Christ. What a bitch. Exactly the kind of reason I would never go near such places.

I doubt you called the police, did you?

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No what exactly would I say?

Excuse me I got in the way of a fight and got my face kicked in.

Quote: Gavin @ July 15 2008, 9:24 PM BST

I don't enjoy being thrown out by the bouncers.

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Don't leave them hanging out then.

"I just got repeatedly assaulted by two guys" would have been a start...

Quote: David Chapman @ July 15 2008, 9:47 PM BST

Don't leave them hanging out then.

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Quote: Aaron @ July 15 2008, 9:47 PM BST

"I just got repeatedly assaulted by two guys" would have been a start...

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The fact is we were out so reality would of been "Three drunken lads fighting each other"

Pft thats the past now though.

AWWWWWWWWW! Poor Gav Bear!