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I don't think M&S is a supermarket.

It's a super-duper market!

Quote: Rachel @ July 15 2008, 9:19 PM BST

Aldi is fun. It's like a big game of Trick or Treat, some stuff is crap, some is awesome. You can get massive packs of fishes for like 2 quid. Probably have three eyes, but they're cheap, and I'm frugal.

Fishes? Like, actual real fish?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 15 2008, 9:21 PM BST

I don't like M&S. Nothing they have has any decent flavour!

Most of their stuff is laced with garlic now. :(

In 'ull.
They're really shit expensive as well. I spend more getting essentials/run-outables from there than I do on my main shop.

Ohmygod, what's that one I go to sometimes, for entertainment value. It's all foreign...

Quote: Aaron @ July 15 2008, 9:29 PM BST

Most of their stuff is laced with garlic now. :(

But that's a small price to pay for boosting the Israeli economy!

Quote: zooo @ July 15 2008, 9:30 PM BST

Ohmygod, what's that one I go to sometimes, for entertainment value. It's all foreign...

Wish I could help you but I never follow you that far.

Quote: zooo @ July 15 2008, 9:30 PM BST

Ohmygod, what's that one I go to sometimes, for entertainment value. It's all foreign...

Lidl?

Quote: ian_w @ July 15 2008, 9:32 PM BST

But that's a small price to pay for boosting the Israeli economy!

Are you implying that garlic comes from Israel?

Quote: Aaron @ July 15 2008, 9:34 PM BST

Are you implying that garlic comes from Israel?

Ha, nooooo. We all know that Frenchmen come and deliver that on bikes.

Lidl! That's it!

You can't even tell what's in the tins sometimes.
And the people who work there actually seem to be all foreign too. Maybe that's just a coincidence though.

I've just realised I probably mainly go there to listen to their Eastern European accents...

Quote: ian_w @ July 15 2008, 9:35 PM BST

Ha, nooooo. We all know that Frenchmen come and deliver that on bikes.

"No, sorry President Ahmadinejad, false alarm. Don't worry about it."

*puts down phone*

Ok. If you say so.

(Not sure where Israel comes into it then.)

Quote: ian_w @ July 15 2008, 9:32 PM BST

Wish I could help you but I never follow you that far.

You should! We could buy weird foreign vegetables together.

Quote: zooo @ July 15 2008, 9:44 PM BST

Lidl! That's it!

You can't even tell what's in the tins sometimes.
And the people who work there actually seem to be all foreign too. Maybe that's just a coincidence though.

I've just realised I probably mainly go there to listen to their Eastern European accents...

Ha! It's only German. But, no, I know what you mean. The random stuff they have in there can be cool though. (Not the food. The tools, toys, clothes, furnishings, whatever it might be.)

Unicycles.

Quote: Aaron @ July 15 2008, 9:45 PM BST

"No, sorry President Ahmadinejad, false alarm. Don't worry about it."

I read that as false arm. That's Abu Hamsa.

Quote: Aaron @ July 15 2008, 9:45 PM BST

(Not sure where Israel comes into it then.)

M&S is the product of some Jews.

Quote: zooo @ July 15 2008, 9:45 PM BST

You should! We could buy weird foreign vegetables together.

Laughing out loud
Can we call it a date then? It would be original, and we might even end up with fond memories of how we laughed when you found that bum shaped turnip.

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