Quote: Sofa_Matt @ July 15 2008, 1:48 PM BSTEllie, if you are really looking for a man then you know you need a rugby player. Now I am unfortunatley unavailable (and way out of your league
), but I believe I could round up a number of potential candidates.
If your man was a rugby player, what position would he play?
Indeed... you obviously know me well. Rugby players are my favourite type of man. 
My man would most definitely be Flanker... or outside centre.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 15 2008, 2:07 PM BSTIndeed... you obviously know me well. Rugby players are my favourite type of man.
So all I need to impress you is to get myself cauliflauer ears and a squished nose? 
Quote: EllieJP @ July 15 2008, 2:07 PM BSTIndeed... you obviously know me well. Rugby players are my favourite type of man.
My man would most definitely be Flanker... or outside centre.
Ahh I see, the pretty boys of rugby. I have both flankers and centres available if Roscoff continues to let you down 
Quote: chipolata @ July 15 2008, 2:09 PM BSTSo all I need to impress you is to get myself cauliflauer ears and a squished nose?
No, hence why I go for guys outside the scrum!
Quote: Sofa_Matt @ July 15 2008, 2:11 PM BSTAhh I see, the pretty boys of rugby. I have both flankers and centres available if Roscoff continues to let you down
Excellent. Please send me pics and full family/relationship history.
Quote: Sofa_Matt @ July 15 2008, 1:48 PM BSTNow I am unfortunatley unavailable (and way out of your league
LOL.
Quote: zooo @ July 15 2008, 2:01 PM BSTI've never punched anyone.
I am quite curious as to how it all works. I'd love to have a go, but I certainly don't want to be punched back.I guess I need to pick a fight with a paraplegic.
Quote: Griff @ July 15 2008, 2:02 PM BSTAlso I'm sure if you advertised your desire to mete out physical punishment to powerless males at reasonable prices you could make a few quid out of it.
Blimey. Are you a pimp on the side?
Quote: EllieJP @ July 15 2008, 2:07 PM BSTIndeed... you obviously know me well. Rugby players are my favourite type of man.
My man would most definitely be Flanker... or outside centre.
See, not at all fussy.
Quote: Griff @ July 15 2008, 2:27 PM BSTNo, but I know a business opportunity when I see it.
Perhaps you'd like to invest in the BCG then...? 
Quote: Aaron @ July 15 2008, 2:31 PM BSTSee, not at all fussy.
I'm not!!!!!! Promise. Anyone will do...
Bugger.
The House of Punishment could be my legitimate front for a more seedy BCG underground project.
Quote: Griff @ July 15 2008, 2:58 PM BSTzooo you need to examine your morals. Punching guys for money is one thing but going into business with Aaron is stepping over a line.
Agreed. Also, dont invest in this 'BCG' project. Aaron would have you believe that it is a new website, howver if that were truly the case it would have been up by now
I think that the BCG is probably just a cult that Aaron has set up to pray on the vulnerable, it probably stands for Bi-Curious Geeks and Aaron is the founder member 
Quote: zooo @ July 15 2008, 2:49 PM BSTThe House of Punishment could be my legitimate front for a more seedy BCG underground project.
*looks around nervously*
Quote: Sofa_Matt @ July 15 2008, 3:05 PM BSTI think that the BCG is probably just a cult that Aaron has set up to pray on the vulnerable, it probably stands for Bi-Curious Geeks and Aaron is the founder member
*arranges for Matt's disappearance*
Where has everybody gone? Why has it gone dark? 
Heh. Heh. Heh.
If you can hear the sound of running water, take a deep breathe....
Quote: Sofa_Matt @ July 15 2008, 4:08 PM BST
Sorry, had to go into a very important meeting.
Out now!