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Quote: ian_w @ July 15 2008, 12:20 AM BST

Well I don't qualify m'afraid coz I'm not a Yorkshireman.
I am short though, but ironically it's buying flowers for Roscoff that did it!

Unimpressed Unimpressed

...mummble...just gets me a pork pie never flowers...mummble

Quote: ian_w @ July 15 2008, 12:20 AM BST

Well I don't qualify m'afraid coz I'm not a Yorkshireman.
I am short though, but ironically it's buying flowers for Roscoff that did it!

'Cos I'm worth it.

Quote: Gavin @ July 15 2008, 12:03 AM BST

liquid soap? isnt that just water?

Nope. It's great stuff. :)

Quote: Gavin @ July 15 2008, 12:21 AM BST

Unimpressed Unimpressed

...mummble...just gets me a pork pie never flowers...mummble

:O Did you really think that was a pork pie? Oh well, perhaps ignorance is bliss ;)

Liquid soap? What next? Butter that spreads straight from the fridge? Southern softy.

Quote: roscoff @ July 15 2008, 12:22 AM BST

'Cos I'm worth it.

Definitely! And you're quite the site with flowers in your fur.

Quote: ian_w @ July 15 2008, 12:24 AM BST

:O Did you really think that was a pork pie? Oh well, perhaps ignorance is bliss ;)

:S :S :S

Quote: roscoff @ July 15 2008, 12:24 AM BST

Liquid soap? What next? Butter that spreads straight from the fridge? Southern softy.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: ian_w @ July 15 2008, 12:25 AM BST

Definitely! And you're quite the site with flowers in your fur.

I shall put one in my hat just for you. Now Aaron's jealous and confused. He wants to come out but there's something holding him back. Probably the studded dog collar chained to the wall.

Quote: ian_w @ July 15 2008, 12:25 AM BST

Definitely! And you're quite the site with flowers in your fur.

sight*

Quote: Aaron @ July 15 2008, 12:28 AM BST

sight*

lol! prehaps he was making a subtle hint that ros needsto shed a few pounds?

Can see you now tipp-exing the screen......

I tippexed out the erroneous apostrophe on the poster at work.
I am very proud of my ninja tippexing skills.

Quote: zooo @ July 15 2008, 12:44 AM BST

I tippexed out the erroneous apostrophe on the poster at work.

OOooo! YAY! My hero! Lovey

It now looks like this

OFFER S

So, a bit of a suspicious gap. But never mind.

Quote: zooo @ July 15 2008, 12:49 AM BST

It now looks like this

OFFER S

So, a bit of a suspicious gap. But never mind.

Annoying, but less soul-destroying.

Worst ever was in a fish and chip shop in Cornwall. It felt like I was being crushed. Everywhere I looked, apostrophes.

Chip's. Drink's. Chicken nugget's. Mushy pea's. Pie's. Sausage's.

It made me physically hurt.

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