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Maybe we should have a rock for racism concert|?

Perhaps the BNP are just misunderstood, and a big party with jelly and icecream will bring out their good side?

Quote: sootyj @ July 14 2008, 8:32 PM BST

Maybe we should have a rock for racism concert|?

Perhaps the BNP are just misunderstood, and a big party with jelly and icecream will bring out their good side?

Laughing out loud

Ice cream with lots of hundreds and thousands. Lots of white hundreds and thousands. On top of white ice cream, and white jelly.

Quote: Finck @ July 14 2008, 8:02 PM BST

If you lost the first-past-the-post thing you'd get those ghastly coalition governments that we have. The horror, the horror.

Indeed. That's just one reason why I'm dead against it.

Quote: sootyj @ July 14 2008, 8:10 PM BST

I vote Lib Dem cos I never, ever, ever need to worry about them getting elected.

LOL.

Quote: NickTheDon @ July 14 2008, 8:34 PM BST

white jelly.

Sick
Possibly the most disturbing food idea ever.

It's called Blamanche.

That is so not jelly.

Isn't that like Angel Delight?

It's jelly made with condensed milk, helped to win both world wars.

Sick

Extra whipped cream. Erm. Meringue. Philadelphia. Rice. Tipp-Ex. Me.

Some other white things.

Milky bars, gloss paint.

Nothing is whiter than me!

I'm so white I make albinos look tanned.

Quote: Aaron @ July 14 2008, 9:16 PM BST

Nothing is whiter than me!

I'm so white I make albinos look tanned.

I challenge thee to a white off, sir!

Don't the BNP like a kinda of lobsterish sunburned pink colour?

Aaron you may be so white they ship you off to Finland.

Quote: sootyj @ July 14 2008, 9:18 PM BST

Aaron you may be so white they ship you off to Finland.

I'd probably prefer the weather over there.

Shit so would I!

We are agreeing on a disturbingly large number of things.

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