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You've got a time machine, a gun, and one bullet Page 2

Quote: sootyj @ July 14 2008, 8:56 PM BST

You mad fool, no graivty we'd all float off into space like balloons/

Be interesting though wouldn't it?

If the time machine I'm making in my shed ever works, you are not going to play with it.

Myself, when I was nineteen, in the fleshy part of the thigh, as a warning to get off my f**king arse and stop dicking around.

And then (just maybe) I might not be teaching English as a foreign language at the age of 37.

Nothing wrong with TEFL many great writers have had day jobs to fuel the furious writing process.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 14 2008, 8:58 PM BST

Chris Langham after he completed People Like Us.

But then The Thick Of It and that psychiatrist series would never have been as good.

Quote: Gavin @ July 14 2008, 8:52 PM BST

I suppose the chaos theoriest in me is curious to see what would happen if someone quite influencial simple never was...mmmm Isaac Newton Father of modern Physics.

Ach! Newton's overrated.

I failed experimental physics at uni, though. And I don't like the whole apple thing. So maybe I'm a bit biased.

The one thing I like despite of its having something to do with Newton is non-Newtonian fluid. That stuff's brilliant!

Quote: Mike Greybloke @ July 14 2008, 9:04 PM BST

But then The Thick Of It and that psychiatrist series would never have been as good.

Small price IMO.

Quote: zooo @ July 14 2008, 8:39 PM BST

I'd set him on fire first, and ask a succession of gay, black and Pakistani gentlemen if they wish to piss on him to put him out.

Hahaha.

Quote: Mike Greybloke @ July 14 2008, 9:01 PM BST

And then (just maybe) I might not be teaching English as a foreign language at the age of 37.

LOL and awww!

Quote: Mike Greybloke @ July 14 2008, 9:04 PM BST

But then The Thick Of It and that psychiatrist series would never have been as good.

Help was a truly excellent series.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 14 2008, 8:58 PM BST

Chris Langham after he completed People Like Us. I just can't watch the DVD anymore. :(

Wimp!

Quote: Aaron @ July 14 2008, 9:15 PM BST

Help was a truly excellent series.

Is it right that second series was filmed and then shelved?

Supposedly they were still writing it when all of the paedo shit kicked off. I've not heard anywhere that they had actually filmed it.

I'll switch mine to shooting the person who shoots Chris Langham. But before he does it, obviously. :)
Cos I like Chris Langham.

Quote: zooo @ July 14 2008, 10:09 PM BST

I'll switch mine to shooting the person who shoots Chris Langham. But before he does it, obviously. :)
Cos I like Chris Langham.

:O Damn you zooo!!!! Don't make me shoot you first.

This would make an ace episode of Dr Who.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 14 2008, 10:11 PM BST

:O Damn you zooo!!!! Don't make me shoot you first.

I shall defend my leader to the death!

*stokes cannon and aims at Nil*

Quote: Aaron @ July 14 2008, 10:13 PM BST

I shall defend my leader to the death!

*stokes cannon and aims at Nil*

Laughing out loud *fires up deathray*

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