Yeah Ruby! You're awesome.
What an absolute f**ker that bloke was. 
Fight or flight? Page 6
Yeah, there are some real pieces of shit out there.
Makes me so angry just how low some scumbags are.
And all northern.
Or foreign.
(Same thing.)
I once was at a rather grotty Birmingham night club, with a very small friend (think about Alf sized). Who had a real Jekyll and Hyde thing with booze, any way she'd had her 3 pints and was more fighting crazed than David Hasslehoff with a bucket of cheaky fried chicken.
So she decides to peg a snowball at a group of scary looking gang types (it was snowing in May go figure), and scored a hit, I believe she then called them a very rude word.
They took alook at us, she looked like she was 9, and I was approximately 3 times her size.
So I persuade her to start walking home. I was expecting to be shot, stabbed, gang raped (this is Birmingham remember).
When one jumps me, literally as in jumps on my back and hangs on. Fortunately he was rather small, so I kept walking, and was wandering if I was going to take him home, or if this was how the Hunchback of Notre Damme got his hump. When after 5 minutes he let go and wandered off(possibly threatening to put on some weight and jump on me again in the future).
Not very heroic, and a rather pointless tail.
n.b. kudos Ruby, have you ever seen that fine Rutger Hauer film, Blind Fury?
Quote: Aaron @ July 14 2008, 6:23 PM BSTAnd all northern.
Or foreign.
(Same thing.)
If northerners are foreigners, what am I? 
(being the other side of England)
Ha!
You carried on walking?
That's funny.
I was actually not sure what else to do.
I guess I took option 3, flight slowly to Smethwick.
Quote: sootyj @ July 14 2008, 6:24 PM BSTI once was at a rather grotty Birmingham night club, with a very small friend (think about Alf sized). Who had a real Jekyll and Hyde thing with booze, any way she'd had her 3 pints and was more fighting crazed than David Hasslehoff with a bucket of cheaky fried chicken.
So she decides to peg a snowball at a group of scary looking gang types (it was snowing in May go figure), and scored a hit, I believe she then called them a very rude word.They took alook at us, she looked like she was 9, and I was approximately 3 times her size.
So I persuade her to start walking home. I was expecting to be shot, stabbed, gang raped (this is Birmingham remember).
When one jumps me, literally as in jumps on my back and hangs on. Fortunately he was rather small, so I kept walking, and was wandering if I was going to take him home, or if this was how the Hunchback of Notre Damme got his hump. When after 5 minutes he let go and wandered off(possibly threatening to put on some weight and jump on me again in the future).
Not very heroic, and a rather pointless tail.
n.b. kudos Ruby, have you ever seen that fine Rutger Hauer film, Blind Fury?
I have this mental image of you just trudging along with a tiny bloke swinging on your back!
Frankly thats about right.
Sadly it was in the days before camera phones.
Picture John Cnady being unenthuseastically sexually assualted by a small gibbon in a shell suit.
Quote: sootyj @ July 14 2008, 6:29 PM BSTPicture John Cnady being unenthuseastically sexually assualted by a small gibbon in a shell suit.
I'd rather not, thanks all the same.
Quote: Charly @ July 14 2008, 6:24 PM BSTIf northerners are foreigners, what am I?
Inbred...?
Quote: sootyj @ July 14 2008, 6:29 PM BSTPicture John Cnady being unenthuseastically sexually assualted by a small gibbon in a shell suit.
LOL.
I would like to point out it was a lucky shot and I detest violence!
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 14 2008, 5:37 PM BSTI'm sure she has the full quota of lady parts! Doesn't she?
Doctor's certificate on way in post.....
I love the idea of a little hoodie backpack! No one would mug you cause they think someone has beaten them to it!
Fight or flight? I don't know what I'd do. Never been in a situation to test it.
Aaron is comming at you with a fork, think fast!
Tell him to fork off?