British Comedy Guide

Border line boilers. Page 8

I accept your challenge.

Quote: chipolata @ July 14 2008, 11:47 AM BST

Charlotte Church and Lilly Allen have the attractiveness of youth - nothing more. Stick me in a wig and dress and I could pull more men than them.

What a scary thought, are you sn especially feminine looking man?

Have I pulled you in the past? Unknoiwngly.

Oh now come on, you knew, you both knew;)

Jealous, aintcha'

Errr Yes Teary

I'm off to dress up in my mothers clothes and play with myself whilst looking in a mirror Cool

You know that's a window, and frankly this time I'm calling the police.

Quote: sootyj @ July 14 2008, 12:27 PM BST

You know that's a window, and frankly this time I'm calling the police.

*BRUHAHA*

Quote: zooo @ July 14 2008, 1:30 AM BST

Yep, she's totally pretty.

I mean, if she and Lily Allen are unattractive by anyone's standards, us normal girls must be f**king back of bus uggers.

Church and Allen are normal looking girls, and with a decent stylist most normal looking girls can be made to look good. which, to my mind, they do.

A more challenging example is that definitive borderline boiler, Princess Diana, who through a combination make-up, clothes, re-touch photography and a collective suspension of disbelief, was transformed into a global style icon.

If you were blind.

I hear Amy Winehouse's fanny is much like a pork pie.

(You have to break through the crust and the jelly to get to the meat.)

I thought her c**t wore a pork pie hat, and smelt awful.

Sick >_<

Quote: zooo @ July 14 2008, 1:30 AM BST

Yep, she's totally pretty.

I mean, if she and Lily Allen are unattractive by anyone's standards, us normal girls must be f**king back of bus uggers.

I agree that basically they are plain, normal girls. Not stunners.

And what's wrong with character like a big nose then zooo?

Huh?

How about Maureen Lipman?

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