Border line boilers. Page 6

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2008, 1:08 AM BST

This is a strange old subject.

Cos I think Lily Allen is conventionally pretty.

I am so confuuuused.

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Sigh how about this as the defintion of a borderline boilers.

Girls, wouldn't be photographed in thier pants by Zoo/Nuts/FHM

Boys, wouldn't be photogrpahed in their pants by Heat etc.

Animals, wouldn't be seen being touched up by Rolf Harris on Animal Hospital.

Quote: Seefacts @ July 13 2008, 1:11 AM BST

Feltching blazer?

Is that like after a really hot curry?

And with that: Goodnight!!

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Well that's ruddy unfair. I make an effort to improve my spelling, and people jsut pretend I'm still making comical mistakes!

Quote: sootyj @ July 13 2008, 1:11 AM BST

Girls, wouldn't be photographed in thier pants by Zoo/

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I would never!
...Oh I can't be bothered.

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2008, 1:13 AM BST

I would never!
...Oh I can't be bothered.

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Your that Godawful magazine?

I get the concept now sooty, though.

I quite fancy Dec.
I don't think he'd warrant a pants pic in Heat.

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2008, 1:13 AM BST

I would never!
...Oh I can't be bothered.

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Can I photograph you in your pants?

Ant would scratch your eyes out.

Quote: Aaron @ July 13 2008, 1:17 AM BST

Can I photograph you in your pants?

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Its a bit kinky wearing her pants to photograph her.

Quote: Aaron @ July 13 2008, 1:17 AM BST

Can I photograph you in your pants?

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I'm sure she'd let you wear them if you really wanted to.

Too slow, David.

Don't think I'd get into them though. I'm too fat.

Quote: Timbo @ July 13 2008, 1:19 AM BST

Its a bit kinky wearing her pants to photograph her.

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Beat me you bastard. Sorry - that wasn't a request.

Of course it wasn't.

Do you, David, by any chance have pampas grass in your front garden?

You seem the kind.

Quote: Aaron @ July 13 2008, 1:22 AM BST

Of course it wasn't.

Do you, David, by any chance have pampas grass in your front garden?

You seem the kind.

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Is that a euphemism too?

If you want.

You can wear mine if I can wear yours?