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Border line boilers. Page 5

Quote: David Chapman @ July 13 2008, 1:05 AM BST

I don't think you could call Ruth Jones cute but she's definitely got something.

And here is Viv from Emmerdale.

http://www.emmerdale.tartydoris.com/_emmerdale/Deena%20Payne/DeenaPayne012.jpg

I suppose it depends on if she kept that fetching blazer on in bed.

What about Lily Allen? She's not conventionally pretty but not a borderline boiler I think. I fancy the absolute pants off of her though.

Yup that's a border line boiler alright.

How about Ami Winehouse?

I want to give Lily Allen a hug.

Quote: NickTheDon @ July 13 2008, 1:07 AM BST

What about Lily Allen? She's not conventionally pretty but not a borderline boiler I think. I fancy the absolute pants off of her though.

Sexy and talented.

She is, not you.

This is a strange old subject.

Cos I think Lily Allen is conventionally pretty.

I am so confuuuused.

Quote: sootyj @ July 13 2008, 1:08 AM BST

How about Ami Winehouse?

No. Just ... No.

Quote: sootyj @ July 13 2008, 1:08 AM BST

Yup that's a border line boiler alright.

How about Ami Winehouse?

She's just a grotesque mess.

Amy Winehouse!

See, that one works. In that she CAN be called a boiler.

Quote: Seefacts @ July 13 2008, 1:08 AM BST

Sexy and talented.

She is, not you.

Dammit, you got me all excited then!

Amy Winehouse - I would, but in the words of James Corden, "I ain't goin' in there bareback".

Quote: sootyj @ July 13 2008, 1:07 AM BST

I suppose it depends on if she kept that fetching blazer on in bed.

I read that as 'felching'... o_O

So did I!!!

Quote: NickTheDon @ July 13 2008, 1:09 AM BST

Amy Winehouse - I would, but in the words of James Corden, "I ain't goin' in there bareback".

Sick to infinity.

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2008, 1:10 AM BST

So did I!!!

We're sick, sick people.

But in a good way.

Feltching blazer?

Is that like after a really hot curry?

And with that: Goodnight!!

Quote: Seefacts @ July 13 2008, 1:11 AM BST

Feltching blazer?

Is that like after a really hot curry?

Nah, the blazer bit didn't register on first-read.

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