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Border line boilers. Page 4

Quote: Seefacts @ July 13 2008, 12:53 AM BST

Ruth Jones is quite cute.

She does have a nice face. And if she's anything like her characters in Gavin & Stacey and Saxondale, she could be pretty filthy...

Quote: David Chapman @ July 13 2008, 12:51 AM BST

How can you call Liz Sladen a boiler?

Not me! Sootyj, who clearly does not know the difference between pate de fois gras and Shiphams paste.

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2008, 12:55 AM BST

I think she's gone back the other way again now.

What, up west?

(That's a lame EastEnders jokes)

Quote: Seefacts @ July 13 2008, 12:55 AM BST

Well, either really.

She shifted a load of baggage but the face still remained. Half Demi Moore, half John Merrick.

What a cuss, what an awsomely nasty cuss. Better not get you angry.

On that subject any girls fancy Lou Ferringano?

I'd quite like to goto an after show party with ABBA.

Maybe get all Max Moseley with the one that was engineered by Nazi sex scientists.

Quote: Seefacts @ July 13 2008, 12:57 AM BST

What, up west?

(That's a lame EastEnders jokes)

Very, very lame.

Quote: Timbo @ July 13 2008, 12:56 AM BST

Not me! Sootyj, who clearly does not know the difference between pate de fois gras and Shiphams paste.

Shiphams paste, mm the taste of pensions, and premature death.

As a borderline boiler, it means she's not conventionally beautiful, but still fanciable.

I think she's lovely, and I skived off a course twice to watch her in the Sarah Jane Adventures.

Accusing me of not fnacying Liz Sladen is fighting words.

Quote: Aaron @ July 13 2008, 12:57 AM BST

Very, very lame.

I should go on to explain that 'Up west' is where the characters in EE to go shopping, but it's never seen.

Quote: Griff @ July 13 2008, 1:01 AM BST

Edith Bowman for me. The scientific evidence for her hotness is flimsy at best. But somehow I still would. I think it's the cheery Scottish accent.

She's conventionally attractive though, surely?

Quote: Griff @ July 13 2008, 1:01 AM BST

Edith Bowman for me. The scientific evidence for her hotness is flimsy at best. But somehow I still would. I think it's the cheery Scottish accent.

I think she's quite good looking! I wouldn't say no, certainly. Her and Fearne Cotton, yum.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00019/F_200702_February23t_19949a.jpg

Thanks for confusing me Griff.

She clearly has an Adam's apple, but I'm still strangely attracted.

Edith is pretty weird looking I'd have thought.

Fearne is about the most conventionally pretty girl ever though.

Quote: Seefacts @ July 13 2008, 1:02 AM BST

I should go on to explain that 'Up west' is where the characters in EE to go shopping, but it's never seen.

It's also where Del and Rodney go to the discos.

Quote: NickTheDon @ July 13 2008, 1:03 AM BST

I think she's quite good looking! I wouldn't say no, certainly. Her and Fearne Cotton, yum.

Both at once? You dirty scamp. Keep your hands where I can see 'em.

I don't think you could call Ruth Jones cute but she's definitely got something.

And here is Viv from Emmerdale.

http://www.emmerdale.tartydoris.com/_emmerdale/Deena%20Payne/DeenaPayne012.jpg

What about Paris Hilton, she's certianly physically attractive, but has the most toxic personality.

Does that make her a mega border line boiler?

I suppose James Cordon.

I just feel bad accusing anyone I like of being a 'boiler' though!

Fearne Cotton is over-rated. Same with Alexa Chung - who looks more like a handsome young chap.

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