British Comedy Guide

Border line boilers. Page 3

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Phwoor, fancy going up and dwon like the Tardis main column, whilst I make wheezing noises?

A border line boiler, is conventionally less attractive, but you still fancy.

For example Queen Liz2, dirty regal bint

Quote: Timbo @ July 13 2008, 12:46 AM BST

A timeless classic. Boiler? Pfft!

How can you call Liz Sladen a boiler?

Yeah, Don Warrington. He's jolly sexy. Despite being ooooooold.

Quote: sootyj @ July 13 2008, 12:50 AM BST

For example Queen Liz2, dirty regal bint

:D

Quote: sootyj @ July 13 2008, 12:46 AM BST

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I dunno, looks ok to me.

Like Billi Pipers dirty, ill educated trollop of a sister.

Brilliantly put. I'd still have a go on her.

What about 'Nessa from Gavin and Stacey?! Ruth Jones I think her name is.

Quote: Aaron @ July 13 2008, 12:46 AM BST
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Actually, maybe it is bedtime and I have had few drinks, but that is looking alright to me...

Quote: Seefacts @ July 13 2008, 12:48 AM BST

Crossed with a Calypo ice lolly!

Oh, and Natalie 'Sonja from EastEnders' Cassidy - she's another on the list.

What a peculiar fantasy, but a strangely erotic one.

Seefacts you may have stumbled on the future of porn.

Helen Mirren crossed with a Mini milk,

grrr!

Quote: David Chapman @ July 13 2008, 12:51 AM BST

How can you call Liz Sladen a boiler?

Apparently she's a lot bigger on the inside than . . .

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2008, 12:51 AM BST

Yeah, Don Warrington. He's jolly sexy. Despite being ooooooold.

And I didn't even have to look up his name.

I really am such a very sad little man.

Quote: sootyj @ July 13 2008, 12:52 AM BST

Helen Mirren crossed with a Mini milk,

grrr!

Laughing out loud

Quote: NickTheDon @ July 13 2008, 12:51 AM BST

Brilliantly put. I'd still have a go on her.

What about 'Nessa from Gavin and Stacey?! Ruth Jones I think her name is.

Ruth Jones is quite cute.

And Katy Brand. She's another, er, larger lady

Quote: Seefacts @ July 13 2008, 12:48 AM BST

Oh, and Natalie 'Sonja from EastEnders' Cassidy - she's another on the list.

Before or after the shocking weightloss?

Quote: Seefacts @ July 13 2008, 12:52 AM BST

Apparently she's a lot bigger on the inside than . . .

And of course Pan's People, dnacing to Abba in short shorts.

Quote: Aaron @ July 13 2008, 12:54 AM BST

Before or after the shocking weightloss?

I think she's gone back the other way again now.

Quote: Aaron @ July 13 2008, 12:54 AM BST

Before or after the shocking weightloss?

Well, either really.

She shifted a load of baggage but the face still remained. Half Demi Moore, half John Merrick.

Quote: zooo @ July 13 2008, 12:55 AM BST

I think she's gone back the other way again now.

Hope so. Didn't really suit her. That DVD just looked scary.

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