Luke looks like a spoddy Justin Timberlake.
And Bex is quite thin from the waste down, but chunky from there up. She's like a punctured football on top of an up-turned tuning fork.
That's the most elaborate analogy ever.
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That's the thing with having massive boobs and a slightly chubby face. People think of you as fat, when you're not.
Kelly Osbourne's got that going on. She's actually tiny right now, but was never that chubby body wise. Just had big boobs and a round face, so will forever be thought of as fat.
Quote: zooo @ July 12 2008, 11:26 PM BSThad big boobs and a round face, so will forever be thought of as fat.
Jack Osbourne had the same trouble.
Ha!
Kelly's face is like the moon. 
It's like her heads to big for her body. Like one of those bobblehead dodahs.
Quote: zooo @ July 12 2008, 11:26 PM BSTThat's the thing with having massive boobs and a slightly chubby face. People think of you as fat, when you're not.
Kelly Osbourne's got that going on. She's actually tiny right now, but was never that chubby body wise. Just had big boobs and a round face, so will forever be thought of as fat.
Letitia Dean had that problem, when she was youg, as well.
By the way, Seefacts may well have just come up with the most complicated comparison ever posted on here, but I've certainly got the most high-brow: Mario looks like the Father of Modern Philosophy, Rene Descartes.
Bless her.
Kelly does have an amazing smile though.
And so much money.
*sigh*
I was watching something about her clothes on telly. She can just have whatever she wants...
So so jealous.
Quote: catskillz @ July 12 2008, 11:31 PM BSTMario looks like Philosopher Rene Descartes.
Ha. He does!
Quote: catskillz @ July 12 2008, 11:31 PM BSTLetitia Dean had that problem, when she was youg, as well.
By the way, Seefacts may well have just come up with the most complicated comparison ever posted on here, but I've certainly got the most high-brow: Mario looks like Philosopher Rene Descartes.
Letitia Dean is well sexy. I had a massive crush on her when she returned to EastEnders in about 2001.
Mario = Decartes. Ha, ha!! 
Brilliant.
Every year I find myself coming up with look-a-likes for the BB contestants. I'll have to try and remember some of the old ones, as the only other one I can come up with, for this current lot is Alexandra looking like Darnell, from 'My name is Earl'.
Quote: zooo @ July 12 2008, 11:33 PM BSTSo so jealous.
Aren't we all?
Quote: Seefacts @ July 12 2008, 11:33 PM BSTLetitia Dean is well sexy.
She is pretty damn saucy.
Quote: Aaron @ July 13 2008, 12:08 AM BSTAren't we all?
Do you want all her dresses too!?
Quote: zooo @ July 12 2008, 11:33 PM BSTHa. He does!
Cut his hair and he looks like Rene Artois.
Quote: zooo @ July 13 2008, 12:09 AM BSTDo you want all her dresses too!?
Er, yeah, alright then.
Rachel's gonna be summoned by BB now for trying to sway nominations. 
Does Rex only talk in monotone? Or is there a problem with my telly?
Luke's gonna be so upset when he loses
I must have missed that bit with Rachel. :/
Rex, yes, like me.
I wouldn't be surprised if Luke wins it. Although I've not looked ahead at the latest 'news' or anything, so maybe he doesn't.