Do you need mouth to mouth?
Wine taster Page 2
Eek!
Fair enough, I was only going to offer you Ellie, I'll give her a break if you need her.
OI!
The engagment party: sketch
42 strokes
My new friend
UN investigation
Bye election
Sex & simulated violence, 1st 7 pages of a sitcom
A joke (and I am using the term joke very loosely)
i was merely wondering why you were picking on me specifically.
you banned me without any warning or chance to put my side across.
that is unjust, would you run your personal life in such a way if it were possible?
if you did you'd be a dictator.
i would have started using capitals if you'd asked more polietly and not been so abrupt.
i'd have started using capitals if you'd actually warranted my argument that was not the only one who doesn't use capitals but you didn't. you said 'yes' which was a lie.
well ban me twice seeing as you hold that power - i want nothing to do with someone who uses their power over people in such a way.
i'm off to writersdock.
they tell you off if you step out of line and quite rightly but they'd rather iron out the disagreement than ban anyone.
that's because they're decent people.
Eek! Busted.
I love this site! 
Never mind that, what's Ellie doing in Critique?
I'm here
Stop messing with my head.
Anyway, http://www.writersdock.org/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=53084#558818
Whoah, he is mad isn't he. Trouble is he's joined a forum with no members. I note he hasn't received any replies.
He's had two now. Bless 'im.
Just so I don't fall fould of this, does every word in a thread topic have to be capitalised?
No. Just the first, as applicable. This thread was "wine taster"; I only capitalised the W.
Coolio, I'll try to avoide offending.