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Quote: Aaron @ July 9 2008, 8:13 PM BST

I assumed he was taking the piss a bit with that one...

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Yeeee...nope!

I was a very bad boy. I was, seriously, a little shit.
But most of my teachers etc thought I was a little blond angel, and when I started crying and swearing it wasn't me and that I was only there when he or she did it, I usually ended up getting a hug and being told I shouldn't be hanging around with naughty kids. HA HA HA!

Get this though - our local ice-cream van sold matches. That's were I kept getting them from. I was 9!

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 9 2008, 8:16 PM BST

When my porn was found by my mum, when I was younger, my dad asked me where I'd got it from. I'd nicked it obviously (or found it in the woods ) Anyway, I told him it was a friends and with that he was on the phone to his parents. Father Tidcombe wasn't happy and I wasn't allowed near said friend again. Then my Dad took all my porn and gave it away at work.

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Quote: ian_w @ July 9 2008, 8:40 PM BST

Yeeee...nope!

I was a very bad boy. I was, seriously, a little shit.
But most of my teachers etc thought I was a little blond angel, and when I started crying and swearing it wasn't me and that I was only there when he or she did it, I usually ended up getting a hug and being told I shouldn't be hanging around with naughty kids. HA HA HA!

Get this though - our local ice-cream van sold matches. That's were I kept getting them from. I was 9!

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Matches? Naughty? My entire image of you has been changed!

Quote: Aaron @ July 9 2008, 8:56 PM BST

Matches? Naughty? My entire image of you has been changed!

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I'm thankfully much tamer now.
I was young and vulnerable you see? *starts crying* And I tried to stop the other boys but they just wouldn't listen

Quote: Gavin @ July 9 2008, 8:57 PM BST

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My first ever crime (there are others) happened whilst at school. We had a self sanctimonious head boy who was also the son of a lay preacher. We had been in a debate that day about crime and he had stated that he could never break the law (a la Ellie Wellie). Any hoo we lived quite close to each other so on our way home we stopped in the corner general store. Whilst in there I popped an apple in his hood. As we walked down the street I took it out and started eating it uttering the words 'Thanks for stealing that for me.' He seemed somewhat irate.

Haha.

Quote: roscoff @ July 10 2008, 12:08 AM BST

My first ever crime (there are others) happened whilst at school. We had a self sanctimonious head boy who was also the son of a lay preacher. We had been in a debate that day about crime and he had stated that he could never break the law (a la Ellie Wellie). Any hoo we lived quite close to each other so on our way home we stopped in the corner general store. Whilst in there I popped an apple in his hood. As we walked down the street I took it out and started eating it uttering the words 'Thanks for stealing that for me.' He seemed somewhat irate.

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Bloody brilliant!

CCTV means that future generations will probably never have such amusing anecdotes to share

Quote: roscoff @ July 10 2008, 12:08 AM BST

My first ever crime (there are others) happened whilst at school. We had a self sanctimonious head boy who was also the son of a lay preacher. We had been in a debate that day about crime and he had stated that he could never break the law (a la Ellie Wellie). Any hoo we lived quite close to each other so on our way home we stopped in the corner general store. Whilst in there I popped an apple in his hood. As we walked down the street I took it out and started eating it uttering the words 'Thanks for stealing that for me.' He seemed somewhat irate.

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Someone did that to me.... I was in a shop with some of the "cool" kids and they stole some earrings by putting it in my coat pocket without me knowing. I seriously cried so much when they took them out. I couldn't believe I'd stolen something...albiet by accident.

Quote: EllieJP @ July 10 2008, 11:04 AM BST

Someone did that to me.... I was in a shop with some of the "cool" kids and they stole some earrings by putting it in my coat pocket without me knowing. I seriously cried so much when they took them out. I couldn't believe I'd stolen something...albiet by accident.

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were they nice earrings?

Don't worry Ellie I don't think they'll hold that against you at the pearly gates

Quote: Gavin @ July 10 2008, 11:06 AM BST

were they nice earrings?

Don't worry Ellie I don't think they'll hold that against you at the pearly gates

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I think there's a lot more for St Pete to consider than that for naughty Ellie

Yeah, like breaking your sister's legs, maybe?

Quote: roscoff @ July 10 2008, 12:08 AM BST

My first ever crime (there are others) happened whilst at school. We had a self sanctimonious head boy who was also the son of a lay preacher. We had been in a debate that day about crime and he had stated that he could never break the law (a la Ellie Wellie). Any hoo we lived quite close to each other so on our way home we stopped in the corner general store. Whilst in there I popped an apple in his hood. As we walked down the street I took it out and started eating it uttering the words 'Thanks for stealing that for me.' He seemed somewhat irate.

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In his face.

I blew 3 red lights while driving on the road with my bicycle today, that's my breaking the law for today.

Tutt tutt! Won't you face a court martial for such naughtiness?

I'm not in the military I just work for them.

Close enough!