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Poor Mo!

Mario did have a tip about elastic bands though. They do represent a health and safety risk if you leave them on the floor...

Quote: zooo @ July 9 2008, 11:00 PM BST

I can't wait till Mario gets chucked out on Friday.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 9 2008, 11:07 PM BST

And where was he with his effing Health & Safety when Mo fell over?

Oo er. Mo hurted himself?

YESSSSSSSS!

Have you been watching it the past two days? He am evil.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 9 2008, 11:03 PM BST

Some of the crap he threw at Lisa there was just nasty. "It (Lisa) makes me sick" about the way she was acting, and "Without me, you're nothing". Nice boyfriend love.

Oo er. What happened?

Quote: Aaron @ July 9 2008, 11:15 PM BST

Oo er. Mo hurted himself?

Nah, just fell on his bum wearing tap shoes.

Quote: zooo @ July 9 2008, 11:15 PM BST

YESSSSSSSS!

Have you been watching it the past two days? He am evil.

Watched the last half (?) of it last night, none tonight. What happneeeeddddddddddd?

Quote: zooo @ July 9 2008, 11:15 PM BST

Nah, just fell on his bum wearing tap shoes.

Ah.

Big fairy.

Quote: zooo @ July 9 2008, 11:12 PM BST

Poor Mo!

Mario did have a tip about elastic bands though. They do represent a health and safety risk if you leave them on the floor...

Yeah, that made me laugh. Maybe the army should swap there guns in for elastic bands? I can imagine them streaming across a field firing folded pieces of paper, paperclips whizzing by their ears (Saving Private Ryan style).

Mario's feeling insecure about being up for eviction, so has been lashing out at Lisa and just generally being bitchy to her.

Aww, poor little Lisa. :(

Can't meanie poo face go though? Rebecca?

Well, to be fair, I don't think that Lisa could be classified as "little" in any possible context. But you get what I mean.

There's something strangely attractive about her though. And I don't mean the breasts.

She's very still and straightbacked!

I've seen her boobies.

There both weird imo. But he's a cock too.

Quote: Aaron @ July 9 2008, 11:27 PM BST

Aww, poor little Lisa. :(

Can't meanie poo face go though? Rebecca?

Well, to be fair, I don't think that Lisa could be classified as "little" in any possible context. But you get what I mean.

There's something strangely attractive about her though. And I don't mean the breasts.

I think Lisa is really attractive, it's just her Xena Warrior Princess size, that stops people from saying so. If she could be shrunken down a little bit, like a character in a Sci-Fi film, she'd probably be getting all sorts of nice things said about her, in the papers, and on 'Big Mouth' and 'Little Brother'. As it is, people keep saying she looks like a bloke.

Yep, that's basically it!

I was just going to say it's all gone quiet. Then up pops zooo. Hooray!

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