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4999

This is post 4,999 for me, what should I post for 5,000?

Something to do with pirates Pirate

A picture of you! As my only visualisation of you is of Krang from Ninja Turtles.

Quote: Curt @ July 9 2008, 9:52 PM BST

A picture of you! As my only visualisation of you is of Krang from Ninja Turtles.

I do an awesome impression of KRang!!!

A smilie.

I'll take a picture of Ian...or a Gavin doing Krang's voice.

You'd put me to shame, Curt :)

Nice to see you around anyway, aint seen you here for a while.

Not your penis.

Come on then Sooty - POST DAMN YOU!

Quote: Curt @ July 9 2008, 9:55 PM BST

I'll take a picture of Ian...or a Gavin doing Krang's voice.

Your on I'll post my Krang tomorrow!

Why Krang?

SCENE 1

A MAN IN A SUIT WITH A CLIP BOARD IS TASTING A PLATE OF SMALL ROUND PIES.

THERE'S A BUNCH OF KIDS IN PARTY HATS SITTING ON THE FLOOR INFRONT OF HIM, LOOKING GLUM.

ONE IS WAILING AND BEING HUGGED BY HIS DAD.

MAN

Hmm I give the cherry a 7, but the steak and kidney is a definite 9.

KID

Not that kind of pirate daddy.

SCENE 2 A BAKERY

A COLLECTION OF BAKERS ARE BEING FORCED OFF A PLANK INTO A HUGE VAT, BY A PIRATE IN FULL REGALIA.

PIRATE

Ha harr into the steak and kidney mix with yee scurvy dogs.

BAKER

Not that sort of pie rater.

Hooray 5,000!

Quote: ian_w @ July 9 2008, 9:58 PM BST

You'd put me to shame, Curt :)

Nice to see you around anyway, aint seen you here for a while.

It's the green moose ears isn't it. Lady's love the green antlers. You should get yourself some it messes with their perceptions.

Quote: Gavin @ July 9 2008, 10:04 PM BST

Your on I'll post my Krang tomorrow!

Sweet!

Yay! I remember when you had 100 less than me.

I've been outposted :(
Stupid government job with no internet access.

Quote: Curt @ July 9 2008, 10:12 PM BST

I've been outposted :(
Stupid government job with no internet access.

LOL bastards what they want you to do work all day?

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