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Quote: Jonwo @ July 9 2008, 7:33 PM BST

What ideas or suggestions do people for series 5? I have already mentioned before that The Time Lords should return in some form because it is a bit tiresome that the Daleks have returned in every series but not the Time Lords aside from the The Master.

The Trail of the Doctor for the Masacre of the Time Lords.

Quote: Jonwo @ July 9 2008, 7:33 PM BST

What ideas or suggestions do people for series 5? I have already mentioned before that The Time Lords should return in some form because it is a bit tiresome that the Daleks have returned in every series but not the Time Lords aside from the The Master.

The glorious return of the Kandyman! Just me? Well, the Silurians/Sea Devils could come back; or the Ice Warriors. Personally, I think more could be done with The Autons as well; they were sort of thrown away in the first episode as it was about the Doc and Rose; the alien threat was really background noise. I agree The Daleks should be rested, but I've a feeling perhaps the BBC think they have to be there each series; perhaps they could try something different with them; as with DALEK in series one? With The Moff in charge, I'm sure something unusual and new could be done with them.

Oh, and Ill add another 'big up' to the Eccleston was great brigade; he really was, and I wish he'd done a second series before leaving, never to speak of the show again!

No more daleks or cybermen please.

Bertie Bassett instead please.

And letting us see the other rooms inside the f**king TARDIS for f**k's f**king sake. (slight pet peeve of mine.)

Quote: zooo @ July 9 2008, 8:21 PM BST

No more daleks or cybermen please.

Bertie Bassett instead please.

And letting us see the other rooms inside the f**king TARDIS for f**k's f**king sake. (slight pet peeve of mine.)

Who episode in the Tardis.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 8 2008, 1:58 PM BST

From todays Sun;

Tattooed Amy Winehouse could be telly's next Dr Who, the shows creator say.
Producer Russell T Davies is hunting a candidate to replace David Tennant as the Time Lord star of the BBC sci-fi hit.
Actors James Nesbitt, Robert Carlyle and Jason Statham have all been touted as successors. But Davies said it could be argued the next Doctor should be a woman. And he said "Amy Winehouse would be a great Doctor."
Other females in the frame to take over the Tardis include Dame Judi Dench and former Clocking Off star Lesley Sharp.

Hope this is the usual Sun rubbish, otherwise it's a worry. Statham, Winehouse or Dench would be crazy (and not in a good way).

All shit suggestions.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 8 2008, 2:10 PM BST

Where did Statham's name come from though? Surely no-one can think he'd be any good. He's not the greatest actor by a long shot, plus (even if he was asked) I can't seeing turn down films for Dr Who.

Who is he anyway? I just get this in my head:

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:D That would be good. Better than the other one (Jason). Lock Stock, The Transporter etc.

Quote: Aaron @ July 9 2008, 8:42 PM BST

Who is he anyway?

Bald, muscular, hard dude; talks gruffly; is in ropey films where he kicks people in the head. There is no way at all that he would ever be considered.

Quote: Jonwo @ July 9 2008, 7:33 PM BST

What ideas or suggestions do people for series 5?

A male companion for the Doctor to bum.

*end zooo mode*

Quote: zooo @ July 9 2008, 8:21 PM BST

Bertie Bassett instead please.

:O COoooooooooooooooooooool!

There should be a giant sherbet lemon seeking vengeance upon the earth for consuming his peoples.

Quote: Aaron @ July 9 2008, 8:47 PM BST

A male companion for the Doctor to bum.

*end zooo mode*

Oh yeah! Forgot that bit.

Thanks Nil and Matthew. Doubt I've ever seen him. Doesn't sound like a good fellow.

Quote: Aaron @ July 9 2008, 8:42 PM BST

Who is he anyway? I just get this in my head:

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:D
That's exactly what I thought!
That scene, by the way, is imo the funniest scene in the entire history of funny scenes. I nearly died!

Quote: Aaron @ July 9 2008, 8:47 PM BST

There should be a giant sherbet lemon seeking vengeance upon the earth for consuming his peoples.

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Beware the Kandyman! Yes, this was a real Dr Who baddie.

The Human race starts time travelling and Jack goes back in time to save the Time Lords and becomes messed up hence Face of Boa at the beginning.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 9 2008, 8:51 PM BST
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Beware the Kandyman! Yes, this was a real Dr Who baddie.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuckinggggggggggg hellllllllllllllllllll!

Quote: Aaron @ July 9 2008, 8:54 PM BST

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuckinggggggggggg hellllllllllllllllllll!

Indeed! From a story where you had to be happy or you got killed by having a load of sweet stuff poured over you. Was also a satire about Maggie Thatcher and her form of leadership. Deep, yeah.

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