I felt really depressed. This was last night though, today it was gone. Probably a cat.
Quote: ian_w @ July 9 2008, 6:34 PM BSTDid its chest split open? And all its innards splunk out? With its heart on a string still beating on the carpet?
No. Just deaded.
They are a bit silly just to die from banging their heads. I bang my head all the time, and just go a bit dizzy.
(Carpet? It wasn't inside my house!)
Quote: zooo @ July 9 2008, 6:35 PM BSTI felt really depressed. This was last night though, today it was gone. Probably a cat.
No. Just deaded.They are a bit silly just to die from banging their heads. I bang my head all the time, and just go a bit dizzy.
You wanna come to my bloody house if you like stupid birds, every morning open the windows and they fly in like little jet propelled shit machines. Fly round the house cant get out again I have to let them out of the front door.
Wow. That's mental.
Quote: zooo @ July 9 2008, 6:36 PM BSTThey are a bit silly just to die from banging their heads.
Bloody idoits!
(Carpet? It wasn't inside my house!)
You said through the window!
Quote: zooo @ July 9 2008, 6:37 PM BSTWow. That's mental.
One flew into the ensuite and I had to pick it up and take it out 
Quote: Gavin @ July 9 2008, 6:36 PM BSTlet them out of the front door.
Do you they wait patiently as you unlock it?
"Thanks!"
"F**k off!"
Quote: ian_w @ July 9 2008, 6:38 PM BSTYou said through the window!
Did I? Ohh I said into, but I meant, you know, into. Bang.
Quote: zooo @ July 9 2008, 6:39 PM BSTDid I? Ohh I said into, but I meant, you know, into. Bang.
LOL didnt just pass the threshold and die! 
Ha.
That would be an awesome anti burglar device.
Quote: zooo @ July 9 2008, 6:39 PM BSTDid I? Ohh I said into, but I meant, you know, into. Bang.
Ohhhh!
Now that IS bloomin silly! Deserved all it got. Was it a tit?
It was biggish and brown with speckles.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 9 2008, 6:28 PM BSTI'm still not explaining!
Why? Explain! Your day would have to be pretty odd to be out of place on here.
Today I had to deliver a presentation on a book in class today. I chose to talk about One Hundred Years of Solitude. I briefly outlined the plot and briefly expanded on this by telling the story of some select characters. This included Jose Arcadio, a sailor who falls in love with a gypsy. The gypsy sleeps with him because he has the largest penis she's ever seen. I then finished his story with: "he came back after his years of travelling as a hardened sailor." This just sent the entire class, including me and my teacher, into fits of giggles.
I'm not explaining! it's so embarrassing!
And *that* is the best presentation ending ever!
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 9 2008, 6:51 PM BSTI'm not explaining! it's so embarrassing!
Really? Fine, spoilsport.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 9 2008, 6:51 PM BSTAnd *that* is the best presentation ending ever!
It wasn't even the end, I had to keep talking! Kept a fairly straight face though.
Quote: PhQnix @ July 9 2008, 6:57 PM BSTReally? Fine, spoilsport.
Well, it's embarrassing and stupid in equal measures!
Quote: PhQnix @ July 9 2008, 6:57 PM BSTIt wasn't even the end, I had to keep talking! Kept a fairly straight face though.
I'm guessing that not everyone else did though...?