Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 7 2008, 11:20 PM BSTNot sure how to celebrate now. I've only got a half eaten banana and the key to next door's flat.
Eat the banana place skin on floor three feet away from key.
Wait for somebody to come along, see the key, walk over to pick it up and slip on the banana skin.
A recipe for hilarity.
Quote: KJSmyling @ July 7 2008, 11:30 PM BSTWhat have they got in the fridge?
A dwarf named Eric.
Quote: Aaron @ July 7 2008, 11:41 PM BSTA dwarf named Eric.
I wondered where he'd got to... he normally pops over on a Thursday afternoon to chew my toenails for me but he didn't appear last week... I thought it odd at the time.
kjs
Jane Green here. Rather suspect someone must have faked another facebook page as me, as I don't request friends- perhaps a virus, or perhaps another Jane Green? Either way, my apologies. (and btw, as an author, have never written a sitcom, nor would be able to). someone else has registered here as Jane Green, so perhaps she's behind the facebook requests?
Quote: JaneGreen12 @ July 9 2008, 3:01 PM BSTJane Green here. Rather suspect someone must have faked another facebook page as me, as I don't request friends- perhaps a virus, or perhaps another Jane Green? Either way, my apologies. (and btw, as an author, have never written a sitcom, nor would be able to). someone else has registered here as Jane Green, so perhaps she's behind the facebook requests?
Hello Jane Green 
Quote: JaneGreen12 @ July 9 2008, 3:01 PM BSTJane Green here. Rather suspect someone must have faked another facebook page as me, as I don't request friends- perhaps a virus, or perhaps another Jane Green? Either way, my apologies. (and btw, as an author, have never written a sitcom, nor would be able to). someone else has registered here as Jane Green, so perhaps she's behind the facebook requests?
You killed my computer 