Quote: EllieJP @ July 9 2008, 12:06 PM BST
I also dared my sister to do terrible things when we were younger and she did them which almost cost her her life... drowning in swamps and breaking her legs jumping out of our upstairs window.
I'm sorry little sis.
LOL!!! You're a bad girl!
We dared my brother to jump of this wall once and he landed on some guys shed roof and went straight through and caught him self on various gardening equipment.
We thought it was hilarious.
Also on the London trip, I was staying in this hotel and as I was comming out of my room to checkout, they were cleaning the rooms - and left the freebie trolley unattended.
I now have 7 showers gels, 5 shampoos, 4 soaps, 2 sewing kits, 4 packs of cookies and god knows how many tea bags!!!
Quote: EllieJP @ July 9 2008, 12:06 PM BSTI've confessed this before, but I killed a slug using salt once and have felt guilty ever since.
I also dared my sister to do terrible things when we were younger and she did them which almost cost her her life... drowning in swamps and breaking her legs jumping out of our upstairs window.
I'm sorry little sis.
Not sure these are crimes either, Ellie - you're free to go. I'm going to hold Ruby overnight though while I conduct further enquiries. (Why does that sound dodgy?)
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 9 2008, 12:14 PM BSTNot sure these are crimes either, Ellie - you're free to go. I'm going to hold Ruby overnight though while I conduct further enquiries. (Why does that sound dodgy?)
Becuase you're rubbing your hands together and drooling.
What I didn't get was the strip search. Why did it have to be filmed?
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 9 2008, 12:17 PM BSTWhat I didn't get was the strip search. Why did it have to be filmed?
Guilty.
Standard procedure. Can I have my handcuffs back?
I lent them to Zooo. Something about seeing a man called Tenant....
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 9 2008, 12:20 PM BSTI lent them to Zooo. Something about seeing a man called Tenant....
Run David RUNNNN
There was a runty black kid at school and every now and then I used to put on an Afrikana accent,shout "South African Police!" and start hitting him with my pencil case. The kid was a bit of a twat so I don't feel that guilty about it, and my accent was excellent.
Quote: chipolata @ July 9 2008, 12:25 PM BSTThere was a runty black kid at school and every now and then I used to put on an Afrikana accent,shout "South African Police!" and start hitting him with my pencil case. The kid was a bit of a twat so I don't feel that guilty about it, and my accent was excellent.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 9 2008, 12:14 PM BSTNot sure these are crimes either, Ellie - you're free to go.
I've never actually broken the law... I have a real thing about rule breaking. I physically can't do it.
Oooooh I'm such a rebel! 
Quote: EllieJP @ July 9 2008, 12:31 PM BSTI've never actually broken the law... I have a real thing about rule breaking. I physically can't do it.
Like a Fem-Bot?
Indeed.