A thread to confess your crimes and be forgiven by Aaron.
Confessional
I stole a scratch card from a magazine when I was young.
Today I drove down a road without a seatbelt on.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 9 2008, 11:51 AM BSTToday I drove down a road without a seatbelt on.
Is that a crime?
Quote: Gavin @ July 9 2008, 11:50 AM BSTI stole a scratch card from a magazine when I was young.
Was it a winning one?
Quote: Gavin @ July 9 2008, 11:51 AM BSTIs that a crime?
Yep. And I got away scott free.
I wonder who Scott is and why he's now associated with freedom.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 9 2008, 11:51 AM BSTWas it a winning one?
Well I won a 5 quid watch had to spend 2 hours on premimum rate number. But I was living at home and didnt pay phone bills so for me it was a winner!
I was part of a yobbish street gang that wrote 'SEX' on the path when I was about 8 in white chalk we'd probably got off the front of a Beano or something. I was so riddled with guilt that I went and washed it off after teatime, so I guess I did my community service already.
Don't you feel better now you've got that off your chest? I bet the guilt was eating away at you.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 9 2008, 11:52 AM BST
Yep. And I got away scott free.
Shit. Well add that to the list then.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 9 2008, 11:53 AM BSTDon't you feel better now you've got that off your chest? I bet the guilt was eating away at you.
LOL!
Quote: Rachel @ July 9 2008, 11:53 AM BSTI was part of a yobbish street gang that wrote 'SEX' on the path when I was about 8 in white chalk we'd probably got off the front of a Beano or something. I was so riddled with guilt that I went and washed it off after teatime, so I guess I did my community service already.
What makes the crime worse is that you used a Beano chalk to do it.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 9 2008, 11:55 AM BSTWhat makes the crime worse is that you used a Beano chalk to do it.
Poor innocent Beano Chalk.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ July 9 2008, 11:55 AM BSTWhat makes the crime worse is that you used a Beano chalk to do it.
I know, I'm so glad that my life was sorted out before we resorted to crayons out of the Dandy. I would have been in prison by now.
In my boredom I got through a whole 2lt bottle of cherry coke yesterday!
Quote: Rachel @ July 9 2008, 11:57 AM BSTI would have been in prison by now.
Where Dennis is an actual Menace and Gnasher....Well best not to ask
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ July 9 2008, 11:58 AM BSTIn my boredom I got through a whole 2lt bottle of cherry coke yesterday!
Not a crime as such. Unless lack of taste can be counted 
I've confessed this before, but I killed a slug using salt once and have felt guilty ever since.
I also dared my sister to do terrible things when we were younger and she did them which almost cost her her life... drowning in swamps and breaking her legs jumping out of our upstairs window.
I'm sorry little sis.