PRINCE WILLIAM IS TLAKING TO HIS CAPTAIN.
CAPTAIN
Leiutenant Windsor well done on seazing 200 kilos of cocaine.
WILLIAM
It was nothing, I spotted that motorboat, and then ran it down like a naughty fox.
CAPTAIN
I have to ask this but did you hand all the drugs in? You didn't keep a little for friends and family?
WILLIAM
What makes you say that?
CAPTAIN
Your mother just pulled up alongside in the Royal Yacht Britanni.
WILLIAM
So wht?
CAPTAIN
She rowed here.
Not bad. Personally I would change the 'mother' to brother, then expand more on William's line of 'so what' to be a little more indignant and afronted about how is brother is under suspicion just because he has had a teeny weeny drug problem in the past. With him ending his rant with 'go on then what are you basing this outrageous accusation on' (or something similar)
I think that would set up the final punch much better. What ya think?
Quote: sootyj @ July 9 2008, 11:34 AM BSTPRINCE WILLIAM IS TLAKING TO HIS CAPTAIN.
CAPTAIN
Leiutenant Windsor well done on seazing 200 kilos of cocaine.
WILLIAM
It was nothing, I spotted that motorboat, and then ran it down like a naughty fox.
CAPTAIN
I have to ask this but did you hand all the drugs in? You didn't keep a little for friends and family?
WILLIAM
What makes you say that? You don't mean my poor little bro Harry Hewitt, I mean WIndsor.
CAPTAIN
No it's your mother, she just pulled up alongside in the Royal Yacht Britanni.
WILLIAM
So what?
CAPTAIN
She rowed here.
Interesting thoughts, Harry is a good idea but not so much as a punchline.
Thanks