...to our gorgeous, sexy, adorable Ellie wellie, who is now at the ripe old age of 23 \O/ \O/
And apparently still a virgin! 
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Have a great day tomorrow Miss Ellie - drink lots, eat lots, and be very very merry!! Mwah!
Oh and by the way, I hate to ruin the surprise, but Aaron wasn't here tonight because he's been to rent a police uniform and will be stripping for you in a matter of hours 
Wooo!!
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
(too many exclamations?)
Nah.
Good luck with that Aaron!
Happy Birthday Ellie!! have a drink on me...I might pay you back when I see you next depends how flush I'm feeling 
Only joking hun have a good un!!
Happy birthday Ellie
Quote: ian_w @ July 8 2008, 11:59 PM BSTOh and by the way, I hate to ruin the surprise, but Aaron wasn't here tonight because he's been to rent a police uniform and will be stripping for you in a matter of hours
Thanks guys!
I've sent you a pot of honey and some porridge in the middle sized bowl. Oh and two sticky beer mats that you can place on your breasts. Then you can rest two pints on them whilst leaving your hands free for two more lovely drinks. I am a care(ing) bear. And I wrote this poem.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ellie's got large breasts
I want to snuggle them, wouldn't you?
I'm a poet me.
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday, dear Ells Bells
Happy Birthday to yooooooou.
Shall we give Ellie the bumps?
(Go on - who will say it?)
You guys are so sweet! Thanks for my poems and my bells!! I don't want bumps David, I have lady lumps though!
Quote: EllieJP @ July 9 2008, 12:25 AM BSTYou guys are so sweet!
I knew someone would say it!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday you two!
And happy birthday to Ellie too
Quote: ian_w @ July 8 2008, 11:59 PM BST\O/ \O/
Was that supposed to look rude, or was it a coincidence?
Quote: zooo @ July 9 2008, 12:40 AM BSTWas that supposed to look rude, or was it a coincidence?
looks like two slashs and O's? am I missing something?
Quote: zooo @ July 9 2008, 12:40 AM BSTWas that supposed to look rude, or was it a coincidence?
Either you're just bloomin rude, or I am on a subconscious level?