I feel there's a best selling guide book in this.
Romance is dead Page 7
Quote: zooo @ July 8 2008, 4:19 PM BSTMmmm.
I want you so much right now.
I've got a jokebook and a full bladder and I'm ready to boogy, baby!
What have we learnt.... Perry is doomed to be single.
Quote: EllieJP @ July 8 2008, 4:26 PM BSTWhat have we learnt.... Perry is doomed to be single.
Nooooo!!! I've based my entire pulling technique on his teachings
Quote: Perry Nium @ July 8 2008, 4:24 PM BST
But how would this mating ritual work when she can't get through the door?
Glory hole.
Quote: zooo @ July 8 2008, 4:34 PM BSTGlory hole.
I'm so impressed with your creative thinking though.
Where there's a will...
Quote: ian_w @ July 8 2008, 4:39 PM BSTWhere there's a willy...
Quote: ian_w @ July 8 2008, 4:39 PM BST
I'm so impressed with your creative thinking though.
Where there's a will...
Quote: Gavin @ July 8 2008, 4:30 PM BSTNooooo!!! I've based my entire pulling technique on his teachings
Fear not young Grasshopper. Stray not from the path of piss and you shall receive enlightenment.
Yay finally! It's water sports day on the BSG. I'm going in the Egg and Poonannie
When I worked on a small newspaper, we left a prostitute's number on the new boy in sport's notepad. We told him to give this person a call regarding watersports. He did.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ July 8 2008, 11:25 PM BSTWhen I worked on a small newspaper, we left a prostitute's number on the new boy in sport's notepad. We told him to give this person a call regarding watersports. He did.
And did he? Let's hope it was on expenses.
And how exactly did you have a prostitute's number?
She advertised in the paper. I wish I had a more windswept and interesting answer for you.
The secret of a succesful relationship is to spend as little time as possible with your partner. The minute I start going out with a girl I deliberately see them as little as often. It keeps the relationship fresh.